Ya gotta love these petty politicians who live in the world of 'Do as I say, not as I do'...
Case in point? NJ Goobernator
Phil 'Murph the Surf' Murphy.
Governor Phil Murphy, Jon Bon Jovi, their wives, First Lady Tammy Murphy and Dorothea Bongiovi, along with their sons, dined outdoors at B2 Bistro and Bar in Red Bank on Wednesday evening, and there isn't a mask to be seen anywhere.
This is the same asshole who just shut down ALL of indoor dining in New Jersey, a move that will most likely kill a few thousand small businesses. he couldn't give a fuck - he hangs out with millionaire rock stars and he's got that cushy government job, plus the untold millions he has in his kitty from his days at Goldman and Sacks'em.
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The aforementioned Lanai,
ergo 'IN' and not 'on'.
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How the Irish are handling travel limitations.
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Yankees' Hal Steinbrenner sees a path
for fans at the Stadium in 2020?
for fans at the Stadium in 2020?
Hal Steinbrenner does not anticipate Yankee Stadium being empty all year. During a YES Network interview Thursday with Meredith Marakovits, the Yankees managing general partner said he expects to see “fans in our Stadium at some point, to some degree’’ in 2020.
Conversations with MLB on this subject “have already happened,’’ Steinbrenner said, adding that “we’ve also had a lot of conversations’’ with New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s office about playing before a limited number of fans in the Bronx.
In a stadium, out of doors, is probably the safest place you can be if ya gotta be near people. Getting to the Bronx by Subway, on the other hand, well - that's a horse of a different color all together.
Automatic runner on second?
What kinda schoolyard bullshit rule is that? I swear this world is not the same one I was born in to.
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I realize many of you are still looking for a good source to buy good,
reasonably priced protective masks instead of those paper pieces of shit
they sell at the gas station for ridiculous prices.
reasonably priced protective masks instead of those paper pieces of shit
they sell at the gas station for ridiculous prices.
This seller has these in stock and
says they do next day shipping.
says they do next day shipping.
For men and women. Take a look for yourself:
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Here are the rules every father should teach all of his sons. This coulda been written by my own father.
RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!
32. In all things lead by example not explanation.
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'Godzilla' Saharan dust cloud looms over Florida
A massive cloud of Saharan dust moved through Florida last week with size and concentration that experts say hasn’t been seen in half a century. I lived for ten years in the Virgin Islands - right in the path of the trade winds that come over from the western coast of Africa. We would get hit with the Sahara dust every summer. Lemme tell ya - they don't put that shit in the tourist ads - it sukt.
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It took me a while to figure out just exactly what the fuck was happening out there - why it was so fucked up.
Now I get it. Completely.
And while I'm at it, how did that weasely-assed, usta be fat fuck scumbag motherfucker get out there as fast as he did, and who'se pickin' up his tab? That piece of shit don't go anywhere if he ain't gettin' paid, the fuckin' rabble-rousin' scumbag fuck. But I digress...
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Ah - I sure do miss the good ole' days...
Be careful what ya wish for, huh? deBlasio is gonna throw that town back 50 years before he's done.
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It does nothing else. It doesn't interfere with anything, it has no side effects or contra-indications with other drugs or supplements that I know of. It does just one thing. It knocks down the severity and frequency of gout flareups. I haven't had one in probably five or so years taking just two of these a day. It's a fucking god-send. Believe me.
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Need a distraction? How about this:
Bob Ross - the Zen Guru of Mellow - died on July 4, 1995 . His hit PBS series, “The Joy of Painting,” freed the art world from its stuffiness and made it accessible to everyone.
The legacy of Ross, who would have turned 78 in October, is inarguable. His reassuring, soothing voice, the “happy little trees” he painted on TV and even his expansive afro transformed “The Joy of Painting” into an iconic pop-culture phenomenon that’s aired somewhere in the US — every single day — since its premiere 37 years ago.
The series (1983-94) is now more accessible than ever with its launch on Tubi, the free streaming service that, by the end of July, will have added 30 seasons and nearly 400 episodes of “The Joy of Painting” to its slate.
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You can't even begin to imagine how much dirt this broad must have to use as a bargaining chip. They better put 24-hour-a-day secret service protection on her or something, 'cause I' sure there's a buncha scumbags like Bill C. out there that don't want this songbird to sing...
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Arizona Congressman Andy Biggs calls for the coronavirus task force to be disbanded. I couldn't agree more.
These doom and gloom motherfuckers gotta go home now.
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This is right near my brother's house in Belfast.
Built in the mid 18th century by locals (the Stuart clan) as a more regal alternative to their already existing Gracehill home, The Dark Hedges is a stunning beech tree dotted avenue in what is probably one of the nation’s most photographed areas in Northern Ireland. The stunningly picturesque spot also made its way into Game of Thrones for its eerily mystical appeal.
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A protest in Los Angeles on July 1 drew thousands of people hours after California governor Gavin Newsom discouraged residents from holding Independence Day gatherings with anyone outside an immediate household.
A photo published by the LAPD showed protesters standing shoulder to shoulder, with many wearing masks. Los Angeles has seen a resurgence of coronavirus cases over the past week, leading some businesses to reduce or shut operations.
These fuckin' pols are getting seriously outta control. Where's the boiling point for people? Shit's gonna get crazy - mark my words.
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We tend to forget about these fuckers over there - there's as many or more of them than there are of the Chinese, and they're pretty pissed off right now.
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Seriously. These people will bitch about everything. Jeez.
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Gov. Phil Murphy announced Thursday he’s extending the public-health emergency he declared in New Jersey because of the coronavirus pandemic by another 30 days, even as the state’s outbreak has slowed significantly and its gradual reopening plans move forward.
Maybe some of you guys who read this up in Jersey maybe leave a comment about what's going on up there. It's unfuckin'believable...
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These are good sweat socks -
I been buying 'em for 10 years at least and this is a really good price for them.
Okay - my wife's actually been buyin' 'em for me
but what difference does that make?
I been buying 'em for 10 years at least and this is a really good price for them.
Okay - my wife's actually been buyin' 'em for me
but what difference does that make?
Find 'em for yourself here:
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It could be weeks before former Vice President Joe Biden makes a final announcement about his running mate, but some voters have a clear preference: either Sen. Elizabeth Warren or Sen. Kamala Harris, according to recent surveys.
The two senators, both of whom ran for president themselves, led a list of several reported contenders in a slew of June polls: A Yahoo News/YouGov poll of registered voters conducted June 9-10 had Warren in the lead, with 30 percent of respondents backing her and 24 percent supporting Harris. Meanwhile, a Monmouth University poll of a segment of Democratic primary voters fielded June 1-9 found Harris with 28 percent support, while 13 percent preferred Warren.
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So Biden picks Warren to get the Bernie people and he gets elected but he dies third day in office so she becomes President but she gets shot almost immediately by one of her own Secret Service guys for being such an asshole so that piece of shit old witch from SanFran becomes President and all of a sudden the skies open up and God pops his head outta the cloud and says - "FUCK - I hit yuz wit' a fuckin' meteorite the last time 'cause you were bein' such assholes. I gotta do it again? Fuck me."
And BAMMMM. The lights go out, end of story. So the end of civilazation was brought on by Joe Biden because he picked FauxCahontias.
Go figure. Who thinks she'd be a good running mate?
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And I'll leave ya with this:
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I stand corrected, but that looks more like a screened porch than any of the lanais I ever saw on Magnum or Hawaiian Eye.
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