Monday, July 13, 2020

Whudda we gonna do when the well runs dry?


They're talking about another stimulus check for everybody? When will this madness end... 

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Ya gotta read the signs to believe 'em.

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The 'new look' Yankees.


Ever since the Yankees have opened spring training 2.0, there is one player who has spent every second of his time on the Yankee Stadium field bemasked. Protocols require them in the dugout, in the clubhouse. But players are free to play their positions in the field maskless. They are free to take their outdoor hacks — in the cage or during practice games — without them.

Frazier keeps it on. All the time. “I think,” he said Sunday, “it’s an easy task to do.” “There are two [other] people in the [batter’s] box with me,” Frazier said, addressing the one constant 800-pound elephant that will exist on every pitch of the season since it is impossible for the hitter, catcher and umpire to do anything remotely approximating social distancing, the one place on the field where such a pile-up is likely (other than three fielders converging on a pop fly).

“I’m just overall trying to do the best part I can do to make sure I’m being responsible, not only for myself but for everyone else I’m coming in contact with.”
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The new mark of the dooshbag?

These assholes with their fuckin' phone cameras up in their faces.


Did deBlasio think there wouldn't be a backlash of some sort? I know the guy's a fuckin' moron, but ya gotta ask if this isn't exactly what he wanted in the first place...
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The Washington Redskins will announce today plans to change their team name. The change was inevitable as soon as owner Daniel Snyder budged and announced July 3 a “thorough review” of the name was underway. The most popular suggestion to date? 

The Washington Russets.
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This cracks me up. This is a news blip from the NY Times. They make a mountain out of a tiny little friggin' ant hill.


The rich New Yorkers who mighta split couldn't add up to maybe a coupla thousand total in a city of 8.4 million people. 
Chasing the 'class-warfare' donkey around the playground again are yuz? Fuckin' jerkoffs.
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Florida strip joints have been shut down — for lack of social distancing. 


Kinda hard to 'social distance' 
a lap dance fellas.
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This is a great little First Aid Kit 
for the house or the car. 



Find one (or two) for yourself here:
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It really does make ya wonder if the entire fuckin' country hasn't lost it's collective fuckin' mind, doesn't it? I mean really - Ford employees are now pushing the company to stop making cop cars?

Last week, Ford workers made the demand in a letter to Chief Executive Jim Hackett and Executive Chairman Bill Ford. “Throughout our history, the vehicles that Ford employees design and build have been used as accessories to police brutality and oppression” the letter reads. “As an undeniable part of that history and system, we are long overdue to ‘think and act differently’ on our role in racism.”

The excerpt also says that a Minneapolis cop killed George Floyd  next to a Ford Police Interceptor, so that's reason enough to stop making them. 

Forget about the fact that their the single most profitable product the company produces, ya fuckin' idiots!
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This is Henry Thomas all grown up. 

I wouldn't know who this guy was if he wore a flaming name tag. While the 48-year-old has acted steadily over the past four decades, he has never reached the stardom he had as a child in “E.T.” He says he was scared and “pissed his pants” at an early audition. He's still whining like a little friggin' baby. 
Why do we give a shit about these people? Oh - that's right - we don't. The news media just thinks we do - or should. Fuck all of 'em.
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Meanwhile, back in the Garden State, 
it's business as usual...


The revolt will start very, very soon.
 Trust me.
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It's time to introduce my good friend, Lugnut Linda.


And some of you can't figure out why NASCAR 
is as popular as it is. Go figure.
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This is in Slovenia - 
wherever the fuck that is.


Its the bridge between Nophukenwaynia 
and Screwthatistan.
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It was a cold, damp night out on the Yellowbrick Trail. When the travellers decided it was time to bunk down for the night, a fire was started...
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Churches are so cash-strapped, all 5 Catholic dioceses in the State of New Jersey asked the government  for coronavirus loans


Surely there are 'separation of church and state' issues involved here, but this points to a much bigger issue, Most organized religions like the Catholic and Presbyterian churches probably won't last another 50 years. 
Good. Time for that bullshit to be put to rest anyway. I'm a proud failed catholic myself.
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I had a dog this lazy once.
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Black Cherry Concentrate does one thing - and one thing only. It breaks down Uric Acid in your system
  It does nothing else. It doesn't interfere with anything, it has no side effects or contra-indications with other drugs or supplements that I know of. It does just one thing. It knocks down the severity and frequency of gout flareups. I haven't had one in probably five or so years taking just two of these a day. It's a fucking god-send. Believe me. 

Click on this for even more info:
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It's a good thing the joint 
wasn't open for business yet...


After receiving a Covid-19 test, a woman fainted at the wheel and drove through the side and rear parking lots of a restaurant called Nellie's Place. This shows the rear parking lot, where the car crashed through tents and tables before finally hitting dumpsters in the back of the lot. 
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Oh - c'mon man - you don't think that's fuckin' hilarious?
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This is happening today if ya didn't know about it...


National French Fry Day is today - Monday, July 13.  Checkers and Rally's is going to part of the fun, and so is McDonald's.

McDonald's has announced that you're getting a totally free medium order of french fries to celebrate the day. You don't have to buy anything at all to get the free fries. Though, you're only getting one free order per person. Sorry to crush your plans of eating nothing but free fries all day. (Though, you could probably get pretty close if you restaurant-hopped and gave over your entire day to the enterprise.)
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Not a bad idea to keep one of these 
in the car or truck, huh?


3 in 1 EMT EMS Tactical Knife 
 Click this link to see it for yourself:
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'Hey Dad - I have a date tonight. 
Can I borrow the car?'


Peters Bros. Shoe Repair promotional car in the shape of a shoe. 
Pictured in front of a Presbyterian Church in San Francisco, California.
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There'll come a time when you won't be able 
to say or do anything without someone being offended.
Or is that time here already?
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Got that nice side-boob thing goin' there. Well played.
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This chic has some balls, I'll give her that: 
AOC defended the rise in NYC crime saying people are 'stealing bread to feed their children during record unemployment' despite weeks of bloodshed and 130% surge in shootings.  



Well said. Makes perfect sense to me.
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You should be changing these about every 60 days 
or so when the A/C is running almost all the time.


Buy 'em here cheaper then Home Depot or Lowes: 

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3 teenagers were shot and killed in shootings on the south and west sides of Chicago in under an hour overnight last night. 
BLM was no where to be seen because these lives that were taken, although all black, were not killed by white cops, so it doesn't count.
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Oh, c'mon dude - that's funny. Especially if you ever have been on the Garden State Parkway.
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OOPS.
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I'll leave ya with this:

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Want to find something nice 
for your wife or girlfriend? 

Even better - let them get something nice for themselves...


My wife's jewelry is now available on Etsy. It's really nice stuff and the prices include free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:
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