Monday, July 20, 2020

What new wonders await us this week?

If one day didn't just roll in to another every day in my world, I would probably really dislike Mondays... 

None the less, I remain somewhat optimistic.

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Ya just never know what you'll see in Jersey.

Sharks devouring a dolphin in the Jersey Shore surf as stunned beachgoers look on


Jersey Shore beachgoers were ordered out of the water Thursday, moments before a bleeding dolphin was eaten by circling sharks, officials said.

The incident, captured on cellphone video, occurred about 7 a.m. at Brant Beach on Long Beach Island, according to Robert Schoelkopf, executive director of the Marine Mammal Stranding Center in Brigantine.

It was a sight rarely witnessed in the Garden State and, hardly ever captured on video, but not all that uncommon.
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This is the innocence 
of children.
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 By the Fourth of July, much of the nation had wearied of admonitions to stay home amid the pandemic and instead flooded popular destinations such as the Las Vegas Strip. It was 110 degrees that day at noon.
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This news sucks. Buddy of mine lives on a boat over on Turtle Cay and I was gonna go hang with him for a few days and go sailing. Fuck this fuckin' virus shit.
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This just in from the 'YOU HAVE TO DESTROY THE WORLD 
IN ORDER TO SAVE IT' Department:


Another fuckin' fruitloop mayor as if 
there aren't enough of 'em already.

Los Angeles Mayor Garcetti warns Angelenos that the city is ‘on the brink’ of a new stay-home order 

Since the day he took office, Mayor Eric Garcetti has been an obstacle to progress in Los Angeles.

The city has been disproportionately hurt by the COVID-19 pandemic sweeping the nation in large part because of his lack of leadership. The virus has served to 'unmask' several critical failures in his left-leaning policies, exposing how many of his shortcomings created a slate of problems that are holding Angelenos back as they struggle to deal with the hardships caused not just by the past several months, but by the seven years he has been in office. And now the fuckin' moron wants to close the city again. 

Beware amigos, the revolution is coming...
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This is how the NY Slimes 
reports on where I live:


For months, many of the residents at one of America’s biggest retirement communities went about their lives as if the coronavirus barely existed. They played bridge. They held dances. They went to house parties in souped-up golf cars that looked like miniature Jaguars and Rolls-Royces.

And for months they appeared to have avoided the worst of the pandemic. From March through mid-June, there were fewer than 100 cases in the Villages, a sprawling community in Central Florida where about 120,000 people mostly 55 and older live. But now as cases spike across Florida, the virus appears to have caught up with the residents of the Villages.

Since the beginning of July, hospital admissions of residents from the Villages have quadrupled at University of Florida Health The Villages, the hospital’s critical care doctors said. As of last week, the hospital admitted 29 Villages residents, all of them with the virus, said Dr. Anil Gogineni, a pulmonologist and critical care doctor there. That was up from the single digits three weeks before.

Every word of this is a lie, except for the shit about the golf carts. 
That's SORTA legit.
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Lemme think. If the jackass hadda stayed home, 
he probably wouldn'ta got jacked up, now would he?
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My buddy Bunky Strutts sent me this B&W pic and asked if I could color it for him. You'll probably see this on his blog.
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Does this look like Barbara Stanwyck to you?
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Gary Cooper and Barbara Stanwyck in 
 “Meet John Doe” (Frank Capra, 1941)
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The pussification of America just keeps on rollin' downhill, 
gaining speed and momentum.


Responding to calls for Trader Joe’s to stop labeling its international food products with ethnic-sounding names, the grocery store chain said it has been in a years-long process of repackaging those products and will soon complete the work.

In the latest call to rename brands and logos, nearly 1,000 people have signed an online petition urging the retail giant to rename products labeled “Trader Ming’s,” “Trader José,” or “Trader Giotto’s” to refer to Chinese, Mexican or Italian food. The petition said the labels perpetuate harmful stereotypes.
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Every driver you'll ever need in one complete setup? Absofrigginlutely.

You'll find it here:
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A Venetian attempt at humor I guess.
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I can't begin to imagine what kinda rush this must be.
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It amazes me the stupid fuckin' question the press asks this poor bastard. 
He hasta be made outta sterner stuff than I am.
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A 9th Armored Division technician with a little 
French girl just after the Battle of the Bulge, 1945.
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Cokes that came outta coolers like this one 
somehow always tasted better then normal.
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A new study by Atlas Van Lines that tracked migration patterns throughout the country in 2019 found more Americans are moving to Idaho than any other state. 

On the other hand, more people are looking to escape from New York and New Jersey, the nation’s outbound move leaders last year. Can ya blame 'em?
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Wearing only a face mask and a beanie, a woman dubbed “Naked Athena” waltzed between officers and protesters during a standoff in the city on Friday night, according to Oregon Live.

Video posted on social media shows the woman pacing the sidewalk, before sitting down and launching into a series of yoga and ballet poses. “Everyone seemed surprised and kind of astounded,” said Dave Killen, a photographer for The Oregonian/OregonLive.

Do I need to remind you that these people vote?
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There are some seriously good deals here -
Right click it and see for yourself:

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Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? I have a date...
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I've been saying for a while now that these pussy-ass fuckin' protesters better be cool 'cause the people that are gonna represent the backlash are a fuck of a lot more bad-ass then these punks can even imagine. 
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This guy must the nerd king. 

New photos show Facebook honcho Mark Zuckerberg zipping around on an electric surfboard in Hawaii — while wearing enough white sunscreen on his face to make the Batman super villain blush. The 36-year-old billionaire — who was recently accused of colonizing the island of Kauai — was caught in the geeky moment while his security detail followed behind him on a boat on Saturday, according to Mega Agency photos.

In the spics, Zuckerberg is shown hanging 10 on the $12,000 Efoil board, which allows users to glide above the water, alongside pro surfer surfer Kai Lenny, according to the Mega Agency. A tan and toned Lenny went shirtless — and did not appear to apply sunscreen with the same zeal as Zuck. But Zuck is shown rocking a less-than-gnarly soaked blue hoodie and shorts.
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That look that's worth 1,000 words...

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A week or so ago I made an allusion to the Nazis forcing Jews to wear Stars of David on their clothing back in the 30's and 40's. I think this shit is getting outta hand, and it IS going in a very dangerous direction.

These guys found themselves under house arrest and were forced to wear ankle bracelets (right) after refusing to sign a COVID-19 self-quarantine order required by their local health officials. 

Elizabeth and Isaiah Linscott (left) of Radcliff said they were placed on house arrest by authorities who showed up at their home Thursday because she declined to sign the order. The woman had voluntarily tested for COVID-19 before going to visit her parents in Michigan and found she was positive but with no symptoms. However, she said she declined to sign the order because it restricted travel unless she first contacted the Hardin County Health Department.

This is a VERY slippery slope guys...
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I keep two of these in my truck. 
One for electrical tools and one for plumbing.  

GREAT little bag at a great price - UNDER $ 13.00 each!


Get a couple for yourself here:
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“Hey Robert De Niro, that’s right i am talking to you, you big fucking crybaby,” Rourke began. “A friend of mine just recently told me that a few months back you’re quoted as saying to newspapers ‘Mickey Rourke’s a liar he talks all kind of shit’. Listen Mr.Tough Guy in the movies, you’re the 1st person that ever called me a liar and it was in a newspaper.”

He right, ya know. DeNiro is a fuckin' asshole.
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A Jamaican Tourism Board ad from the '70's.
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Speaking of guy who're assholes:

 
Good. The fuckin' jerkoff should starve. Juss' sayin'
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This company makes a great knife.  
I know - I've been carrying an Old Timer for 55 years.


This one's kinda unique - I like it a lot, and it's under 23 bucks! Find one for yourself here:

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That'd be a pretty cool 'throwback' kinda getaway, wouldn't it? Count me in, brutha...
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And then there's this  hateful fuckin' scag.
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I think I said something like that 
yesterday afternoon.
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 My wife makes these beautiful, one of a kind jewelry pieces. Every one is hand-made using very fine materials, yet they're very reasonably priced.  

Isn't there someone you know who like something very special?




Her jewelry is now available on Etsy. 
It's really nice stuff and the prices include 
free shipping to almost anywhere! 

See some for yourself here:

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I'll leave ya with this:


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Going to Home Depot, WalMart or Sam's?
They won't let you in without a mask now.
I know many of you are still looking to buy good,
 reasonably priced protective masks. Here they are.





For men and women. Take a look for yourself:

Maybe, you're just looking for a 
good price on disposable masks...



You'll find them here for under 14 cents apiece:

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2 comments:

  1. I think Missy's complexion wasn't quite as florid as you made it, but an excellent effort. Very professional.

    And most of these "new cases" are phony, just as before.

    PS Sophia was built better. Most of Jayne's claim to fame was Maidenform.

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  2. Sophia was and still is a class act

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