Make up our fuckin' minds, will ya...
ORLANDO, Fla. – With coronavirus numbers climbing and cases trending younger, Florida officials made the decision to immediately prohibit the consumption of alcohol at bars statewide - again. The Florida Department of Business and Professional Regulation, which oversees alcohol licenses, made the announcement Friday morning on Twitter.
No information was offered on how long the moratorium will be in place. “Noncompliance by bars and other vendors licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the premises is suspected throughout the state to such a degree as to make individualized enforcement efforts impractical and insufficient at this time,” DBPR’s executive orders reads.
No information was offered on how long the moratorium will be in place. “Noncompliance by bars and other vendors licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption on the premises is suspected throughout the state to such a degree as to make individualized enforcement efforts impractical and insufficient at this time,” DBPR’s executive orders reads.
Restaurants will still be able to serve alcohol on site and bars will still be allowed to sell to-go alcohol, according to the order.
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Fuck them. I can drink at home. How many fuckin' jobs - and businesses - are these fuckin' scumbags willing to sacrifice in the name of
public safety' when the bastards let people riot in the streets but have a friendly drink at a local bar? Fuck that.
AND FUCK THEM. I'M DRINKING AT HOME.
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And the girls will happily drink right along with me. I know them all - they're all regulars. You probably recognize a few as well. Join us.
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Depending on where you live, these might be necessary for the next coupla months. Might be a good idea to load up on 'em now.
And if you're gonna load up, ya might as well get good ones.
And if you're gonna load up, ya might as well get good ones.
You'll find them here - take a look:
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I had to add this, It's hilarious, and we could all use a good laugh right about now...
Get one for yourself here:
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That's some rack ya got there, Missy...
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Drink Heavily.
It's the patriotic thing to do, dammit.
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If ya need me I'll be at the bottom of that can.
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Lest week forget what we're really here for.
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This appears to be a very popular item these days, and these days are pretty fuckin' bizarre, so it makes sense.
People have told me that not only are they buying them for themselves, they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea. Better safe than sorry is the best way to be these days..
People have told me that not only are they buying them for themselves, they're buying them for their kids, their girlfriends and their wives. I think that's a great idea. Better safe than sorry is the best way to be these days..
There are a couple different strengths available here - find the one that's right for you:
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