Saturday, June 27, 2020

Bad news makes them feel good? Jeezzzz.

I knew the media would love Texas and Florida re-closing the bars, but this is ridiculous... 


Texas orders bars closed, reduces restaurant capacity as coronavirus cases hit all-time high


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They did it in Florida too. This is a repost 
from last night blog entry:

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These are the kinda bullshit ads that 
pop up on my Facebook wall.
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Back in the early 80's when I was working as a freelance graphic artist/art director in NYC, I was lucky enough to work in Glazer's studio a few times. He was an icon in the design industry - a true visionary.
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A sad saga continues...



The unfortunate saga of Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Andrew Toles has taken a sad turn, as Toles was found this week sleeping behind a Florida airport, then arrested and jailed when he refused requests to leave. Toles, 28, played for the Dodgers as recently as 2018 and is currently on the restricted list. He never reported to spring training in 2019, citing an unspecified personal issue. The Dodgers put him on the restricted list to free up space on their 40-man roster, but he technically remains in the organization. In the past, he’s had a history of mental health issues.

According the Miami Herald, Toles was found this week sleeping behind the Key West airport with just a black book bag. On his arrest report, police listed his address as “the streets of Key West.”
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Two completely different worlds I guess...


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“Forgive your enemies, 
but never forget their names.” 

– John F. Kennedy          
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54 Years Ago and less than a year after The Beatles played to 60,000 fans, a far smaller number witnessed Adam West arrive at Shea Stadium in a Cadillac (the Batmobile may have been in the shop) for a concert appearance with Frank Gorshin and a slew of rock 'n' roll acts accompanied by 26 Batusi Dancers, and hosted by” Cousin” Brucie Morrow.
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This has North Central Florida written all over it but it probably isn't. Gotta give 'em props for bein' creative.
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Couldn't happen to a nicer guy:
Zuckerberg Loses $7 Billion as Firms Boycott Facebook Ads 


Mark Zuckerberg just became $7.2 billion poorer after a flurry of companies pulled advertising from Facebook Inc.’s network. Shares of the social media company fell 8.3% on Friday, the most in three months, after Unilever, one of the world’s largest advertisers, joined other brands in boycotting ads on the social network. Unilever said it would stop spending money with Facebook’s properties this year.

The share-price drop eliminated $56 billion from Facebook’s market value and pushed Zuckerberg’s net worth down to $82.3 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. That also moved the Facebook chief executive officer down one notch to fourth place, overtaken by Louis Vuitton boss Bernard Arnault, who was elevated to one of the world’s three richest people along with Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates.
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Do you keep a First Aid kit 
in your vehicle? 

If you don't, don'tcha think ya should?



This is a pretty good one and it'll fit 
under your front seat if ya don't wanna 
keep it in the trunk. 
Take a look:

Comes complete with a FREE Bonus 32-Piece Mini First Aid Kit
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If ya don't mind, I'll social distance myself from all y'all coughin' and sneezin' muthafuckas...

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If I tried I couldn't agree more, 
but that's just me.

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The United Nations is “shocked and deeply disturbed” by footage of a couple apparently having sex in one of its official cars in Israel, according to a report Friday. The scandalous viral video, shot in Tel Aviv, shows a woman in a red dress straddling a man in the back seat of a white SUV with UN markings, according to the BBC.

The people caught on camera are believed to be staff members of a peacekeeping organization in Israel, UN officials told the outlet.

“We are shocked and deeply disturbed by what is seen on this video,” said Stéphane Dujarric, the spokesman for the UN’s Secretary-General. “[It] goes against everything we stand for and having been working to achieve in terms of fighting misconduct by UN staff.” Dujarric called the behavior “abhorrent” and said an investigation into the matter was “moving very quickly.”
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The item that got my attention is the Simpson's one about the voicing. The pussification of America is gaining momentum.
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NASA is offering $35,000 in prizes to design a toilet that will work on the moon


NASA wants you to help put the loo in lunar, so it's offering $35,000 in prizes to design a toilet that can be used on the moon. The space agency has set an ambitious goal of sending astronauts back to the moon by 2024 and the crew will obviously have to go to the bathroom during the mission.

NASA may adapt the toilet design for its Artemis lunar lander, so it will need to work both in the microgravity of space, or "zero-g," and on the moon, where the gravity is about a sixth of what we feel on Earth, according to the design guidelines posted by NASA and HeroX, which allows anyone to create challenges to solve a problem facing the world. The mission will include the first female astronaut to ever travel to the moon, so the toilets will need to be able to accommodate men and women.
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These are good sweat socks - 
I been buying 'em for 10 years at least and this is a really good price for them.  

Okay - my wife's actually been buyin' 'em for me but what difference does that make? 



Find 'em for yourself here:
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I don't have to add a comment to this, do I?
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Now that's fuckin'hilarious - c'mon...
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And, well, this magnificent bastard...
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Gotta love them cowgirls...
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I  really don't have to add a comment on this because y'all know how I feel about stupid shit like this, right? I didn't think so.
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Depending on where you live, these might be necessary for the next coupla months. Might be a good idea to load up on 'em now.

And if you're gonna load up, ya might as well get good ones.





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I'll leave ya with this: 


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