A marketing genius no doubt. Or a complete idiot. You choose...
Either way, it's as good a name as any
I'd come up with. Juss' sayin'.
In California, restrictions on happy hours most commonly arise in the context of promotions. A business cannot provide free alcohol to patrons.
This includes offering two-for-one drinks or any food and drink deal that effectively makes the drink free to the customer. Local jurisdictions may have additional restrictions governing happy hours, so a business should always check with local regulations before committing to any plans.
There is no time limit on “happy hour.” A business can have its “happy hour” include all its hours of operation as long as those hours remain within this statutory limitation 6 am and 2 am, or lesser condition of the license. (SB 384, a pending bill in the California legislature, may change the closing time to 4 AM) This regulation means that no patron can have alcohol in their possession on the premises outside of that time.
So, having said all that, why the fuck
would anyone wanna live in Cali?
Asking for a friend...
would anyone wanna live in Cali?
Asking for a friend...
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On a road trip to find the best Happy Hour?
Buy yourself a new weekender - short trip bag.
You deserve it.
Buy yourself a new weekender - short trip bag.
You deserve it.
Man - I am chompin' at the fuckin' bit to get outta the house and do a road trip - of ANY kind - anywhere. Just to get the fuck out and have drinks in a different bar. Maybe trek down to Key Largo for a few days and have a coupla drinks at Snapper's.
Anyway, I really do like this bag.
Wanna see it for yourself?
Click on the description here:
Wanna see it for yourself?
Click on the description here:
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Kinda my point...
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I've actually seen these signs in my neighborhood. When all the bars closed people around here said 'fuck it' and had driveway happy hours with their neighbors. I hope it's a tradition that keeps on long after this Corona bullshit is gone.
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No idea what it says but I would most definitely
drink in THAT bar.
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(Pun intended)
Perfect for my next serious road trip!
Okay, and yours too of course...
Find it here for yourself:
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Even hippies hadda grow up into the drinkers they are today.
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Deceptive advertising.
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Ya see? That's fucked up. False advertising again.
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That's more like it.
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Not a Happy Hour sign but pretty fuckin' funny.
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There ya go - break 'em in young and they'll be trained professionals by the time they're old enough to not know better.
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This appears to be a very popular item these days. With all the stupid shit going on all over the place it makes perfect sense.
Better safe than sorry never made better sense.
There are a couple different sizes and strengths available
but you can find this one here:
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I'm off to Happy Hour of my own with the girls. Have a drink on me - tell the bartender to put it on the 'Underhill's tab'.
No one will get that reference...
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When you're out with friends who don't 'drink anymore'.
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We can run "daily" specials but no happy hour here in NC --- Dammit
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Villages where it's Happy Hour all day every where I won't go
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