I live by one simple rule. Don't kick my dog and I won't kick yours...
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And I don't even have a dog.
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Today is Cher's 74th Birthday.
Personally. she's a little whacky, and her politics certainly leave a lot to be desired, but all in all, I've been in love with her for a long, long time.
Moonstruck is in my all-time top five, and I could watch it another 400 times and see something new in it every time. Sooner or later I gotta get over this thing I have for her.
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In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics are the opposite of our own.
Every time I see something like this I think about all of the people who waste their time on religions made up by humans.
The concept of a parallel universe has been around since the early 1960s, mostly in the minds of fans of sci-fi TV shows and comics, but now a cosmic ray detection experiment has found particles that could be from a parallel realm that also was born in the Big Bang.
The experts used a giant balloon to carry NASA’s Antarctic Impulsive Transient Antenna, or ANITA, high above Antarctica, where the frigid, dry air provided the perfect environment with little to no radio noise to distort its findings. A constant “wind” of high-energy particles constantly arrives on Earth from outer space.
Low-energy, subatomic neutrinos with a mass close to zero can pass completely through Earth, but higher-energy objects are stopped by the solid matter of our planet, according to the report.
That means the high-energy particles can only be detected coming “down” from space, but the team’s ANITA detected heavier particles, so-called tau neutrinos, which come “up” out of the Earth. The finding implies that these particles are actually traveling backward in time.
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Speaking of the 'Big Bang':
The girl who plays Bernadette is pretty fuckin' smokin' hot when she wants to be.
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It really is true - now more then ever we need to stay healthy.
And it's not that hard to do.
And it's not that hard to do.
One of the easiest ways I know is just to add a multi to my daily routine.
Here's the one I take - it has everything ya need in just one cap.
It's available here at Amazon - click on the description:
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Let's all try to spread this word around, okay?
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Up in Jersey the cops are locking up people
just for working out.
just for working out.
Have you seen this? I gotta tell ya, back in the 70's when I was on the job, we never woulda done jerkoff shit like this. I hope these fuckin' cops develop insomnia - the fuckin' jerkoffs.
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SPEAKING OF RELIGIONS:
Justice Department tells California the State's coronavirus containment rules may violate religious freedoms.
An awful lotta these 'blue state' Governors are gonna have a really hard time facing their constituents after all this shit is over and passed.
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SPEAKING OF ASSHOLES:
New York City's beaches are ‘just not ready’ to open anytime soon, de Blasio says, so people from the city should go to Long Island.
What exactly the fuck ya think this guy's smokin' these days?
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FROM THE 'HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED' DEPARTMENT:
34 years later they haven't changed a bit.
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FROM THE 'THAT'S NICE OF THEM' DEPARTMENT:
With bars still shuttered by coronavirus,
Jersey Shore town OK’s public drinking in some areas
Jersey Shore town OK’s public drinking in some areas
“In an effort to head off what would be an enforcement nightmare, North Wildwood has designated certain areas in Commercial Districts where the consumption of alcohol will be allowed until the public health emergency is over,” Mayor Rosenello said.
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE 'MEANWHILE
OUT IN SAN FRANSISCO' DEPARTMENT:
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Meanwhile, here in Florida, nothing's out of the ordinary.
Same shit, different day, right?
Same shit, different day, right?
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I been on a Betty and Veronica jag of late.
This too shall pass.
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ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
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You know full well your wife or girlfriend (or you mom even)
has a fuckin' honey-do list there somewhere with your name on it.
This'll helpya get it all done...
It's here at a price a helluva lot better
than Home Depot or Lowes.
Check it out for yourself - click on this:
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FROM THE 'WHAT A FUCKIN' TOOL THIS
SHIT FOR BRAINS IS' DEPARTMENT:
“This is the reality,” Murphy said during his daily coronavirus briefing in Trenton. “We’re not mandating you wear a mask, but we are strongly encouraging you to do that, and staying apart from people. I think that’s the new norm.”
Really makes ya kinda wonder what fuckin' planet people like this guy came here from. Also makes ya wonder how the fuck to send them back.
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Even then he knew what to do...
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE 'LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE
ENOUGH FUCKIN' PROBLEMS' DEPARTMENT:
The National Weather Service issued a flash flood watch for locations along the Tittabawassee River after the breach at the Edenville Dam in Midland County, about 140 miles north of Detroit and the Sanford Dam, about seven miles downriver from Edenville.
'Extremely dangerous flash flooding is ongoing along the Tittabawassee River in Midland county due to catastrophic dam failures at the Edenville and Sanford dams,' the weather service said on its website, noting that anyone near the river should seek higher ground immediately, be prepared for immediate evacuations, and not drive into flooded roadways. The evacuations in Michigan followed days of heavy rains in parts of the Midwest that also brought flooding to Chicago and other parts of Illinois, Ohio and other states.
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Anybody else think it's a good idea?
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE 'FUCK - THIS'LL MAKE
YER BRAIN EXPLODE' DEPARTMENT:
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'I didn't know Trump was so sensitive - he's always talking about people's weight': Nancy Pelosi defends calling the president 'morbidly obese' and shrugs off his comments that she has 'mental problems'
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The knife 'Has two real life gal photos'.
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE 'SPEAKING OF KNIVES' DEPARTMENT
You guys know I carry an 'Old Timer' Schrade pocket knife.
It's my personal choice - doesn't have to be yours of course. My buddy Jay carries this model Buck knife. It's really kinda like exactly like mine but it's different. Ya follow?
See for yourself if this isn't something you might like.
You can buy it here directly from Buck at a huge discount:
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I'll tell ya the truth. I really don't think we've seen him pissed off at anything since he's been in office, I really don't think we wanna see him pissed off.
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Yeah - it'd probably be THAT loud.
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Somehow, in most of these 'white guys shoot innocent black youth' stories, there's always a back story where it turns out the kid wasn't so fuckin' innocent after all.
Police released video Tuesday of Ahmaud Arbery's December 1, 2017, arrest outside a Brunswick, Georgia, Walmart store on shoplifting charges. The video shows Arbery being ordered to lie face-down while being handcuffed. Court records show Arbery pleaded guilty to trying to steal a television and was sentenced to five years on probation.
The slain jogger's family have of course said that his previous charges and other crimes are unrelated to his death. Well yeah, duh. Only the B&E he was tryin' to pull is related.
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Don't give up hope - your dream
career is still out there:
You can now get paid to sleep and test out
different beds from the comfort of your home
different beds from the comfort of your home
A luxury homeware marketplace could have the perfect job for you. The brand, called Olivia's, is looking to hire a professional bed tester to review and provide feedback on every bed and garden daybed available on their website.
Yes, that's right, you can now make money from sleeping in bed as a 'Comfort Connoisseur'.
The ‘Comfort Connoisseur’ will be asked to complete a scorecard for each bed, judging the item on comfort, size, aesthetic and durability, as well as providing written feedback on their experience.
GOOGLE IT - WHO KNOWS, RIGHT?
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I hope to God you've seen this right?
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And I'll you with something slightly high-brow,
something tasteful and up-lifting:
You're quite welcome.
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Depending on where you live, these might be
necessary for the next coupla months.
necessary for the next coupla months.
There's gonna be a whole lotta places you won't be able to go to for a long fuckin' time without wearing a mask. You can get these masks super fast - they're in stock and ready to ship. Best part? They're washable.
If ya don't use 'em all they're still great for around the shop or the job site - and they're washable.
You'll find them here - take a look:
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I was living in Corvallis Oregon when Mt. St. Helens blew. We heard it from about 130 miles away. Also got a slight dusting of ash from one of the after eruptions.
ReplyDeleteI can't even imagine the power of that thing. I was on St. John when the Montserrat volcano blew and we heard that one there.
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