Don't know how I'll ever calm down now that I've been 'stimulated' by Uncle...
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Donald Trump says he has seen evidence that the coronavirus started in Wuhan virology laboratory - as he warns he could impose tariffs of $1 TRILLION on China in retribution
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In case you were wondering:
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By the time DeBlazio is finished with New York City, they'll being thinking fondly of Ed Koch and what a great job HE did...
And yet people will still keep voting-in morons like this guy, just to keep their own gravy trains running, right?
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and one thing only.
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Woke up today and it's a little cold here in
North Central Florida...
North Central Florida...
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If you've never read a British Tabloid 'newspaper', you're really missing something in your life.
They have a wonderfully 'unique' way of telling stories over there. Their daily papers make National Enquirer look like a church pamphlet.
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The famous canals in Venice being drained and cleaned, 1956. What do ya think THAT smelled like?
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Case in point? How about this:
Please forgive me for not giving a fuck.
About your TV show.
Or about your opinion on anything.
Or that you're gay.
Or that you had someone have a baby for you.
Ran outta give-a-fucks in the beginning of March.
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There really are some small, cool little towns here in Florida. Ya juss gotta look for 'em.
Pass-A-Grille Beach is one of them.
It's a quiet little beachfront community at the very south end of St. Petersburg Beach.
It is on the tip of the barrier island that separates the Gulf of Mexico from Boca Ciega Bay.
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Havin' a little trouble gettin' up in the morning?
Maybe ya need a good swift kick.
This oughta do it for ya...
Maybe ya need a good swift kick.
This oughta do it for ya...
It's just damn good coffee.
You can get some for yourself here:
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Oh. Okay Joe. Sorry to bother you with that silliness. Nevermind...
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Musta got a hot tip on that smuggling operation, huh?
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There will come a time, and most likely sooner rather than later, that people just ain't gonna put up with this bullshit any longer and it's gonna get really stupid out there.
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Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer issued three executive orders late Thursday extending a state of emergency including a controversial stay at home order until at least May 28.
The orders mean that gyms, cinemas, bars, and casinos will remain closed until at least that date while restaurants will only be able to offer delivery or takeout services.
The move came hours after gun-toting protesters stormed the capitol building demanding an end to the shutdown. The issue looks set to end up in court after lawmakers passed bills allowing them to sue Whitmer over the orders, though no suit has yet been filed.
This broad will be the first test case.
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I gotta be honest. I don't think they brew enough beer in the whole world to make me wanna...
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Think about this for just a minute. How many people, in how many meetings, in how many places, does it take to come up with this bureaucratic bullshit?
It's nonsense like this that'll make yer fuckin' head explode:
Tee times must be at least 16 minutes apart, and golf carts will be limited to one person, unless they are shared by immediate family members, caretakers, household members and romantic partners. No caddies will be permitted with golfers.
Golf carts will require sanitation following each usage, as will restrooms, range buckets and push carts.
Courses will be required to keep their buildings and pro shops closed. Facilities will also be prevented from selling or renting clubs. Courses must implement reservation and payments systems by online or telephone services.
During play, golfers will be restricted from touching golf holes and flags. Bunker rakes, benches, water coolers and ball washers must all be removed from courses.
Miniature golf courses and driving ranges must remain closed under Murphy’s executive order.
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At what point do we all stand up and collectively scream - at the top of our lungs - ENOUGH! JUST STOP IT!
Michigan is proving itself to be almost as fucked-up as NJ and California. The State is sending out special deliveries to its locked-down lovers.
The state’s health department has launched a new, free condom delivery service to help prevent unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.
The condoms-by-mail program helps replace the free condom giveaways counties had once offered at now-closed government buildings and bars, officials said.
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Time to start filling the freezers.
You can say you heard it hear first.
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Might as well put yer free time to good use - like getting some shit done around the house.
Here's a great package to help ya giterdone...
Here's a great package to help ya giterdone...
You'll find it here at a price way below what they get at Home Depot:
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