A cocktail is just what the doctor - and New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy - have ordered.
This guy cracks me up...
Murphy signed legislation on Friday making it legal to sell and deliver mixed drinks and cocktails during the COVID-19 state of emergency. Residents craving a dirty martini or Sex on the Beach — or maybe even a sidecar or Harvey Wallbanger — can now get them delivered to their homes.
“New Jersey’s restaurant and hospitality industry, like so many other businesses, has suffered tremendous financial losses due to COVID-19,” Murphy said. “Allowing business owners with certain licenses and permits to sell beverages directly to consumers is a creative way to alleviate some of their financial uncertainty.”
Under the bill, bars and restaurants with liquor licenses can now sell and deliver house-made cocktails in sealed containers during the emergency.
Actually, the guy wouldn't make me laugh if I still lived there.
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More casualties of this fucked-up
quarantine/shut down nonsense.
quarantine/shut down nonsense.
This was the school that both of my parents AND all five of us kids all attended. Now closed for ever by the Arch-Diocese of Newark.
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President Barack Obama never mentioned Donald Trump in his virtual commencement speech last night, but it was clear to everyone in coronavirus lockdown and elsewhere that he was trashing his successor.
He's some kinda class act that guy.
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I had this for tooling around town. Never went on a highway with it because they tended to kite after 50 mph or so. Loved that little Skippy the Wonder Jeep.
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Drinking take-out / to-go cocktails. So sad.
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The Trevi Fountain in Rome at sunrise.
I've been there. It surprisingly in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
I've been there. It surprisingly in the middle of a residential neighborhood.
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It really must be a whole lotta fun to work at this paper.
They certainly don't take themselves too seriously, that's for sure...
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These things really do have incredible sound -
almost as good as my Bose, and that's sayin' somethin'.
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Ever wonder why anyone in the media would think we need to know the results of Kobe Bryant's autopsy report? WTF do these 'news people' think the word 'news' actually means?
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Ain't this the sad truth...
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Dutch government urges citizens battling lockdown loneliness to find ‘sex buddy’
People out and about on King's Day in Amsterdam, Netherlands searching for their government-mandated shack-up partner.
Now that's my kinda government.
Now that's my kinda government.
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I got mine...
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It's not that we're prejudiced or anything like that, but...
Florida may be easing its ban on vacation rentals — but New Yorkers need not apply just yet. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is allowing counties to submit plans to reopen vacation rentals for short-term stays that were shuttered by a March 27 executive order to stop the spread of COVID-19.
But the welcome mat for the gradual reopening does not extend to vacationers from the Big Apple, the epicenter of the coronavirus pandemic in the US. “If you tell me you’re going to rent them out to people from New York City, I’m probably not going to approve that, OK?” the governor said Friday
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Cat must live in NY City -
desperate to get the fuck out...
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Speaking of New York City,
their gunmen aren’t social distancing.
their gunmen aren’t social distancing.
Shootings in the city soared 188 percent this week — from eight to 23 — compared to the same period last year, while murders doubled from four to eight. The gunplay involved 29 victims. Five shootings erupted within two hours of each other Saturday, the sources said. Overnight, seven people were shot.
Warm weather and fewer people in isolation might be behind the rising body count, experts say.
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Again, we're supposed to give a fuck about this because why?
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File this oldie but goodie in the
'ain't gonna see that kinda shit anymore' file.
'ain't gonna see that kinda shit anymore' file.
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Hundreds of jets are parked in the Arizona desert
as coronavirus kills air travel -
with many unlikely to ever fly again
as coronavirus kills air travel -
with many unlikely to ever fly again
It's really unbelievable to me why and how these 'people in charge' were SO willing to fuckin' destroy such a great economy and country. I never will understand it.
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Yup - it's Luiza.
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Sounds okay to me - just get the fuck
back on the field and get the games started.
back on the field and get the games started.
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Yeah - it's starting early this year. Forecasts are calling for 8 'named storms' to hit Florida in 2020.
I really don't think we're gonna look back so fondly on 2020, do you?
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Golden Gate Bridge, Opening Day -
May 27th 1937
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A little Snoopy action wouldn't kill ya, either.
There's gonna be a whole lotta places you won't be able to go to for a long fuckin' time without wearing a mask. You can get these masks super fast - they're in stock and ready to ship. Best part? They're washable.
Honestly don't know why I keep this - I think the guy is an unfunny jerkoff. Oh - maybe THAT'S the reason...
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May 27th 1937
Nowadays ya couldn't get ten people to show up for something like that. Unless ya had some Kardashian shit going on - then you'd get millions of idiots to show up. Sad, isn't it?
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I wanna leave you this morning on a good and happy not, so I'll leave you with this:
A little Snoopy action wouldn't kill ya, either.
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Depending on where you live, these might be
necessary for the next coupla months.
Thank God we don't all live in L.A. or NY.
necessary for the next coupla months.
Thank God we don't all live in L.A. or NY.
There's gonna be a whole lotta places you won't be able to go to for a long fuckin' time without wearing a mask. You can get these masks super fast - they're in stock and ready to ship. Best part? They're washable.
If ya don't use 'em all they're still great
for around the shop or the job site - and they're washable.
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"It's really unbelievable to me why and how these 'people in charge' were SO willing to fuckin' destroy such a great economy and country. I never will understand it."
ReplyDeleteWell, impeachment failed, so they got their pet doctors to give Trump bad advice and now we are here.
Scumbags - the lot of them........
DeleteColbert's show is a left/globalist/Dem political show.
ReplyDeleteAnd he genuinely ain't funny. All sophomoric bullshit
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