It really was a kinda shitty week, wasn't it...
There's a metaphor or a lesson in every picture
if ya look hard enough...
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If they're gonna use this guy as a character assassin, they're gonna fuck up big time. Trump'll chew him up and spit him out.
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Obama said on Friday that President Trump's handling of the COVID-19 pandemic is one reason he will work hard to help Joe Biden defeat him in November.
'It has been an absolute chaotic disaster when that mindset - of "what's in it for me" and "to heck with everybody else" - when that mindset is operationalized in our government,' the former president said on Friday.
Obama made the comments in a leaked web call he held with his former administration officials. Who 'leaked' the call? Betcha it was Obama himself.
I called this a month ago when I posted this:
My god she's fuckin' beastly looking.
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When I first saw this picture I thought about the bikes and how cool the kids that had StingRay's were in the 60's.
Now it's got me thinking about the girl's bathing suit - looks almost exactly like regular underwear doesn't it?
I've long wondered why it's perfectly okay - even celebrated, when women wear sexy bikinis, but it frowned about by society if she were to wear her underwear only in public.
You follow my thinking on this?
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Makes ya wonder if 'a face fulla ass' is what they were shooting for, right?
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Been stuck at home with nothing to do last coupla months?
Bullshit.
You know full well there's a
fuckin' honey-do list there somewhere.
This'll get 'er done for ya...
It's here at a price a helluva lot better
than Home Depot or Lowes.
Check it out for yourself - click on this:
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Meanwhile, back up in my old stomping grounds of Fuckthatistan...
The northeast is bracing for a May Nor'easter TONIGHT!
Homes across New England could wake to up to 12 INCHES of snow while New York swaps sunbathing for snow showers on Mother's Day weekend.
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Speaking of Jersey, some N.J. supermarkets as well as a few down here are limiting meat purchases because the lack of supply I called a few weeks ago is starting to hit home.
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Great artwork never gets old, does it.
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It's true - I remember when they came out with this and we all thought 'what a stupid fuckin' idea that is' (the seat covers were blue denim same as yer jeans), and they sold like a friggin' bajillion of 'em.
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Things sure are quiet out in Black Rock City
Burning Man has been cancelled.
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NY Giants and Eagles fans will have to choose
between President Trump and ‘Thursday Night Football’
between President Trump and ‘Thursday Night Football’
The New York Giants and Philadelphia Eagles are scheduled for the first of their two annual meetings on Thursday, Oct. 22 in a Week 7 “Thursday Night Football” showdown.
President Donald Trump and Joltin' Joe Biden are scheduled to meet that same night in the third and final debate before the general election on Tuesday, Nov. 3.
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Ted Cruz gets a haircut at the Dallas salon where the owner was jailed and it makes the news like anybody gives a flyin' rat's ass fuck.
Ted Cruz got his first haircut in three months at Salon à la Mode, one day after owner Shelley Luther was released from jail for defying the state’s coronavirus restrictions. Cruz visited on the first day salons were legally allowed to open, saying he was proud to support Luther.
Luther, crying, thanked Cruz for his support. “When people reach out with true authenticity, it’s huge,” the salon owner said. Both wore masks throughout the visit.
Hoopdefuckin'doooooo.
Good for you, Ted.
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I thought this guy died of Aids like 25 years ago - that's how much I don't know...
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Now - more then ever - you should be taking a multi-vitamin.
This one that I take is a perfect example.
Buy them here much cheaper than at Walgreens or CVS -
if you can even find 'em there.
if you can even find 'em there.
CLICK ON THE LINK:
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This is such a fun paper to read.
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Gonna snow in NYC this weekend - that's funny.
People enjoyed the heatwave in Central Park last weekend: Thousands of people flocked to the city's parks to take their daily exercise while enjoying temperatures of up to 80 degrees.
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And then ya got this genuine fuckin' piece of shit...
This scumbag hid in little girl’s bedroom,
sexually abusing her for a month.
sexually abusing her for a month.
Zacharias Adrian Cavasos, 21, initially contacted the girl on social media in December before traveling from Washington to Oregon to meet the child at the Wildhorse Resort and Casino in Pendleton in February. Cavasos then secretly moved into the girl’s room on Feb. 10, hiding from her grandfather by staying in a cavity beneath the girl’s bed after removing slats that held her mattress, Assistant US Attorney Jennifer Martin said.
Cavasos also allegedly hid in the girl’s closet at times until Feb. 25 — when her grandfather caught him in the home, which is on the Umatilla Indian Reservation, prosecutors said.
How does shit like this even happen - are we THAT fucked up as a society? Jeezzzzzzzz.
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This is the single best knife sharpener you'll ever wanna own. Buy two and give one to a friend.
This is the absolute best price
I've found on these.
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Check out this cool old house!
The Capers-Motte House at 69 Church St. in Charleston, SC - built in 1745 - has never been on the open market before. The pre-Revolutionary War house survived the Civil War, too, making it historically and architecturally significant. It’s been owned by only three families in the past 150 years.
This mansion in Charleston,South Carolina, listed for $9.9 million, has survived "275 years of wars, hurricanes, earthquakes and fires from shell bombardment."
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The last supermoon of 2020, a 'flower moon,' rises tonight -and if you want to see one before the end of 2020, you better head outside. The "flower moon" will appear about six percent larger than a full moon.
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Do you have a hard time waking up in the morning?
If ya do, maybe you could use a better kick-starter.
This coffee'll certainly getcha goin'...
If ya do, maybe you could use a better kick-starter.
This coffee'll certainly getcha goin'...
This blend is seriously strong and geared towards wakin' yer ass up and gettin' ya ready to go out and 'kick some serious ass'.
Find some for yourself here:
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Obummer is coming out for that sleepy Joe because he is shaking in his shoes because of all the Flynn documents starting to come out. This, I hope, is just the tip of the iceberg and heads start to roll. Get the popcorn ready it will be fun to watch --- if it happens.
ReplyDelete"You look like you need this"- True story.
ReplyDeleteFred was in Texas out in the middle of no where driving in his pick up truck, there was a thunder storm going and he was driving down a hill.
All of a sudden his truck just died... he coasted down the hill to a gas station by where the road flattened out and he coasted right under the gas pump covers near the office and stopped the truck.
As soon as he came to a stop the gas station attendant walked over to him and handed him a beer, then he said "You look like you need this".
It seems the attendant had seen the bolt of lightning hit Fred's truck and watched him coast down to the station.
Fred said is hair was all standing on end when he got out of the truck.