Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Yer gonna havta explain this one to me...

U.S. Stock Futures Dip After News on Health of North Korea’s Kim 


U.S. stock index futures dropped after conflicting reports about North Korea’s Kim Jong Un’s health condition, after he underwent a medical procedure, and concerns over the energy market.
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I'm a simple man, so I gets confusedated easy.
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My wife would just move in to that place and never come home. I wonder if I could find it for her...
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Trump video mocking Obama's Biden endorsement outpaces viewership of Obama address within hours

The people who talk about 'real change' never really say what it actually is. There's a reason. They have no fuckin' clue. They just don't like the people who are 'in charge' now. How about this asshat - I / WE - the people - are in charge. So sit down and shut the fuck up already.
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Do you speak Italian? If you don't, just follow along with her 
and you'll learn all ya need to know...
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Disney made about 1000 
of these gas masks in 1942
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Miami residents ignore stay-at-home orders to flock to the shoreline and bask in 80 degree sunshine as #FloridaMorons trends on Twitter 

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Georgia Will Reopen Gyms, Hair Salons And Bowling Alleys As Early As Friday. What do they know that no one else fuckin' gets?
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My wife bought me one and, yes, I do wear it. 
Just not for work - she calls all of my newer hats 'Prom Hats'. 

Hey - she's from Jersey. Wuddya gonna do, right? 





You can get one for yourself here:
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Shit's gettin' fuckin' old, ya know?
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Did I post this before? I sure as fuck don't remember...
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This is Smoky, the Yorkshire Terrier that served in World War II. Participated in 12 combat missions, 150 air raids, and a typhoon in Okinawa. Awarded 8 Battle Stars and credited as being the first therapy dog.
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Back in the early 70's this was the cousin's tits of stereos.
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Ya really don't give these guys too much thought 
but yeah, it's a dangerous job even when there isn't 
some kinda worldwide craziness going on...

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I just gotta mention this. I was reading a copy of People magazine yesterday, and I think I hadda get all the way to page 32 before I recognized the second person who's name I knew. I think that's a good thing.
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Chris Cuomo, the Gov's baby brother, who had a verbal altercation with what he described as a “jackass, loser, fat-tire biker” last week - brought his famous temper to the basketball courts at New York’s most high-end gym years ago. A friend who used to play hoops with the CNN anchor at the Reebok Club (now Equinox) at 67th Street and Columbus, says Cuomo was known by fellow players to be a “tool,” “jerk,” “cry baby” and an “a - - hole.”

The guy said, “He is a pretty good player, and athletic. So it was ridiculous what a baby he was. You don’t usually see that behavior from really good players. His go-to reaction was some variation of ‘do you want to fight?’ for even minor basketball plays.” Adding, “I would have gladly fought him … But if you swung at someone at the club, you were automatically kicked out.”
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Thanks to genetic pool I was born in to, I've suffered from Gout for the last 30 years or even more - who cares how long?
  
The point is, meds and scripts didn't work - everything any doctor ever tried to do for me was a failure. One day a buddy of mine told me about this product and I tried it. I would not ever bullshit you about this - it's too important to ME - this stuff works. Period.  


I haven't not had a gout flair up in like 10 years since I started taking just two of these every morning. Nothing else has ever worked. 


This stuff works - and with zero side effects. 



Get some for yourself here: 


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When I was a kid growing up in Jersey back in the 50's and 60's, this was the place to go in North Jersey during the summer.
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What a truly tragic waste of so much 
fuckin' money, and all because of 
his over-sized ego. Asshole.
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And lemme tell ya, that's just the tiny tip  of the fuckin' iceberg that's coming. Neiman-Marcus filed yesterday. You can bet the ranch on it - it's gonna be a genuine shit storm.
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Every once in a while a story comes along that makes ya feel better for a little while.

Winn-Dixie picks up grocery tabs for first responders and healthcare workers



First responders and healthcare workers shopping at Winn-Dixie stores in The Villages and the surrounding area enjoyed quite a surprise on Monday night.



That’s because the popular chain’s parent company, Southeastern Grocers, surprised thousands of “community heroes” by paying for their groceries during one of the designated shopping times set aside for them. The company also paid for groceries for the first responders and healthcare workers in its BI-LO, Fresco y Más and Harveys Supermarket stores as well.

A statement from Southeastern Grocers said the company was inspired by well-known filmmaker and actor Tyler Perry, who recently paid for groceries and essentials for elderly and high-risk customers in 29 Louisiana Winn-Dixie stores.
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My older brother did shit like that to  me all the time.
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I learned  that the cutting board I had for like 30 years was really bad. 

I just tossed it and switched to Bamboo. Bamboo is easy to clean and hard to cut, and doesn't get any kinda mold or junk growing on it. 

This is the way to go - See for yourself. Three pieces for under 25 bucks? Ain't gonna find THAT at BedBath&Beyond.



You'll only find it here:


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