Actually it's called a 'super-moon' because god forbid anything these days doesn't have some kinda superlative added to it...
It's the truth, right? Nothing is simple any more. Everything is the baddest, the strongest, the brightest, the biggest - blahblahblahblah.
Because 'they' think we're idiots and are incapable of grasping simple concepts.
...
...
No hard news today. I can't handle it.
...
I keep thinkin' of Freewheelin' Franklin and the Freak Brothers. They fit in with the times these days of quarantining and such other nonsense.
...
...
Boris Johnson Hospitalized as Queen Urges
British Resolve in Face of Epidemic
British Resolve in Face of Epidemic
...
...
Ripping U.S. manufacturer 3M, actor Gary Sinise rejects its selling of N95 masks around the world as the global epicenter for the coronavirus is raging in places like New York City.
Sinise tweeted Friday:
"Florida emergency management official says 3M selling masks to foreign countries. I usually don't post on things like this, but Hey 3M! This is infuriating! American companies need to be part of the solution. What happened to 'We're all in this together'?"
...
...
There are a lot of good guys out there if ya look hard enough.
It’s April, and rent is due, and it’s no joke.
But Publix, the Lakeland, Florida based grocery store chain that owns 282 shopping centers in the southeastern U.S., has been in touch with hundreds of tenants and made one thing clear. For at least the next two months as the coronavirus global pandemic wreaks havoc on the economy, Publix has their backs.
Publix owns 13 shopping centers in Lee County and two in Collier County, where dozens of tenants facing uncertain near futures have more certainty now.
The relief package from Publix will include waiving rent for two months and waiving payments for common area maintenance fees and taxes, regardless of the tenant’s access to other relief or assistance.
...
...
...
Believe it or not, this sign is very Florida -
especially around where I live...
especially around where I live...
...
I hate to admit how long it took me to get this...
...
...
Yes. This IS the world I live in.
...
Bein' stuck in the house sucks.
There's a thing called a 'compensatory purchase' - ever heard of it? Anyway, it's something you buy yourself to 'compensate' for something else that sucks - kinda like a ying and yang kinda thing, follow?
Here's a perfect thing to buy for yourself to make up for bein' stuck in the fuckin' house for all this time. Check THIS beauty out...
You'll find it here:
...
Husband arrested after allegedly
threatening to shoot wife’s cat
threatening to shoot wife’s cat
A Lady Lake, Florida man was arrested after allegedly threatening to shoot his wife’s cat. The wife of 29-year-old Timothy Paul Taylor went to the Lady Lake Police Department and reported that she and her husband had been arguing over her cell phone the night before, according to an arrest report from the Lake County Sheriff’s Office. She said her husband threw her cat across the room and threatened to shoot it.
She discovered her debit cards had been taken, presumably by her husband. He ordered her to obtain money for him and threw her to the ground, the report said. She left and sought the help of law enforcement.
A deputy went to Taylor’s home at 4611 Lake Griffin Road. When a deputy knocked on the door, Taylor was spotted with a beer in his hand. Taylor resisted the deputy’s efforts to take him into custody. A Remington 597 and 29 rounds of ammunition were found in the home.
...
Wuddya think Little Timmy wants for his birthday?
...
Got kids or grandkids at home during this quarantine shit that are just drivin' ya fuckin' crazy?
Here's a brilliant idea!
Cost ya ten bucks for hours of peace and quite.
Whichever kids drops their bill, the other one gets both. Little fuckers'll stay there for hours - how friggin' brilliant is that?
'Course ya only get to do it once cause the little bastards'll figure out fast enough how to rig the game and split the dough.
You KNOW that's what me and my brothers woulda done.
...
Fuckin' pussy...
OH - THAT'S where that phrase came from...
...
It's time to hoist a Roger.
Staying home sucks.
Ya gotta have at least ONE good party flag.
Let it be this one.
Get yours here:
...
This just in from the 'Because people are fucking idiots' department:
Large gathering forces N.J. town to shut down waterfront area
A “large gathering” of two people - TWO PEOPLE - on Saturday prompted officials in Keyport to shut down its waterfront and close municipal parking lots in the immediate area of the Raritan Bay.
Gatherings in New Jersey have been banned for several weeks following an executive order issued by Gov. Phil Murphy that attempts to stop the spread of the coronavirus.
...
...
...
The press today is SO fucked up.
...
...
...
In Florida, only Yankees players who are rehabbing from injuries — such as Luis Severino (Tommy John surgery) — are allowed to use the facilities at George M. Steinbrenner Field due to the state’s stay-at-home order.
...
Just imagine being quarantined with that POS.
Pure hell, brutha - nuthin' less...
...
Brilliant.
...
...
...
...
...
Gilligan's gals doin' the hokey pokey.
Now ya can't say you haven't seen it.
...
...
But THIS guy truly is friggin' hilarious.
Billy Connolly is an actor, stand-up comedian, musician, and artist from Glasgow, Scotland, active in entertainment since 1965.
He was initially a folk singer, member of The Humblebumps and later went solo. Billy transitioned to stand-up comedy in the ‘70s, played at several large theatres, and released a comedy album, Billy Connolly Live! in 1972. His acting roles were on The Boondock Saints, The Last Samurai, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, and many others. Billy was most recently seen on Wild Oats. He owned this loft on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan but it was sold in 2016 for $4.75M.
...
...
No comments:
Post a Comment