Wednesday, April 1, 2020

The bigger the tool,

The dumber the comment... 


Shut the fuck up Joe - who the fuck are you 
to say anything like this?
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They closed the boardwalk. 
It just keeps getting stupider.


Yeah - look at these dangerous people... WTF Mayor?

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Idaho earthquake measured at magnitude 6.5; 
state's largest in nearly 40 years


Hang in till it loads - it's a large (40meg) file. 
Fuckin' scary shit man...
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They couldn't say it if it wasn't true...
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Just for comparison purposes. Nothing else.
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If yer gonna be stuck inside for what will seem like forfrigginever,

Maybe you should think about the whole risk vs. reward thing and reward yourself with a seriously kick-ass new sound system like this one.


GET THE INFO ON THIS SYSTEM HERE:


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On top of all the other bullshit going on, it's pollen season here in north central Florida. My fuckin' sinuses are about ready to explode.
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‘Tiger King’ star Carole Baskin: I did not put 
my husband in a meat grinder

Sometimes you can learn a lot from a headline. 
Other times, not so much.
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Personally, I got nothin'.
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Carnival Cruise Lines seeks $6 billion as Covid-19 pandemic devastates cruise ship industry 

For free? From us? How about fuck you.

Put an American flag on all of your boats and maybe we'll talk. Hire American Captains and get rid of all the Filipinos (90 % of your boat staff) and make the jobs pay better so Americans can take the jobs.  

Till then? Fuck you. How about that?
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You can monitor your home from anywhere with this. 


AND YOU CAN GET IT BY CLICKING ON THIS BANNER:

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Keep telling me about your religion and how God created everything from nothing in seven days and blahblahblah... 

If ya need me, I'll be over here with the scientists who don't take smoke and mirrors and bullshit as answers to eternal questions.

There is some truly remarkable science going on these days and most americans are listening to 'newscasters' talking about whether the Kardashians's 
are getting the virus or not.
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Veteran MLB players will get nearly $5K per day during coronavirus shutdown, report says
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These people have no idea whatsoever how much they are fucking with the future economy. 
Not an iota. Zero.
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Case in point? 
What if the theaters don't re-open?

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He's the "Man with the Golden Arm," 
James Harrison has donated blood 1,173 times 
from the age of 18 to 81

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You know me by now - you know I don't care if I repeat myself too many times. Cold hard facts are sometimes worth repeating, and this one is no exception. 

It really is true - now more then ever we need to stay healthy. And it's not that hard to do.

One of the easiest ways I know is just to add a multi to my daily routine. 
Here's the one I take - it has everything ya need in just one cap.




Don't fuck around and keep putting it off. 
They're available right here at Amazon - click on the description:

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An iconic photo with an odd message.


Cops are tasked with defending the free speech of someone whether they like what they’re saying or not. In this case the cop had the job of keeping klan members safe during a rally in Austin, Texas after things got out of hand. According to UPI, in 1983 2,000 protestors surrounded 70 klansmen during their march near the Capitol and started throwing bricks and rocks.

During the rally 13 people were arrested and 11 people were injured, including four officers and one reporter. Hopefully someone bought this officer a cold one after a hard day. 
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N.J. school district switches to pass/fail grading 
because of the coronavirus.
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Two more people become followers of the blog and 
I'm gonna be sending someone a hundred bucks.
 Have you signed up yet? WTF are ya waiting for? 


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Yup, it's real. Chiquita really ran this ad 
in magazines.
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The composition and lighting are good but the girl's figure is friggin' outstanding...
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It's getting closer and closer to me every day. 

Sumter County issues stay-at-home advisory to combat Coronavirus spread. 

That's the county next to mine and very densely packed. 
Mine is a bit more rural.
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That's me in the middle. Happy little fucker, eh?  

That's 1955 by the way.
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5 comments:

  1. " These people have no idea whatsoever how much they are fucking with the future economy.
    Not an iota. Zero."

    26 states have issued quarantine orders. The President today asked that everyone, across the country, stay home for the entire month of April. A couple of states have extended their quarantine to end of May. Effectively, the states on both coasts, from the Caribbean/Mexico border to the Canadian border are locked down and have been for 2-3 weeks depending on the state. The quarantine extends west from the Atlantic to the Mississippi in some areas. These states/areas are the engines of the American economy.

    All of these people are not going to be able to pay their rent or mortgages. Businesses will not be able to pay their business loans and/or building mortgages. No one is buying cars or new/existing homes.

    No one is talking about the effect all of these quarantines will have on the banks. The banking industry faces a tsunami of defaults that will kill them and all of their depositors. There isn’t enough money in the UNIVERSE to bail out this puppy without Zimbabwe style inflation.

    Old folks with savings accounts and IRA’s will be wiped out and have to go back to work to survive, myself included, IF they can find a job.

    Nemo

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  2. Those foreign flagged cruse ships need to go to their nation to get help or flag them here and follow our rules!

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  3. This shit will go on until we go into a depression. Unfuckinbelievable.

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  4. Looks like Trump was right about opening up the economy by Easter.

    Send him a note saying so.

    PS WRT the nude bathers sign, this is how they greet each other these days.

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