Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Stimulate this, pal...

In the end, printing more and more money can not be the only way back from all of this... 

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Everybody's pulling for Boris.


The prime minister, 55, was admitted to hospital in London with "persistent symptoms" on Sunday evening. The Queen has been kept informed about Mr Johnson's health by No 10, according to Buckingham Palace.

BBC political correspondent Chris Mason said the prime minister was given oxygen late on Monday afternoon, before being taken to intensive care. However, he has not been put on a ventilator.

A No 10 statement read: "The prime minister has been under the care of doctors at St Thomas' Hospital, in London, after being admitted with persistent symptoms of coronavirus.
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Piers Morgan tells Boris Johnson trolls to ‘shut the fuck up’ as PM fights coronavirus in intensive care
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The gospel according to Newsweek?


A new poll of Florida voters shows that Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden would beat President Donald Trump in the key swing state of Florida if the election were held today.

The University of North Florida (why are these motherfuckers polling anyone anyway - I never heard of the school and I fucking live in North Florida) released the polling data on Monday morning. 

The survey purports to show that a majority of voters in the Southern state disapprove of Trump's handling of the coronavirus pandemic, and that a plurality of voters would pick Biden over the incumbent president in a hypothetical general election matchup.

Wuddabuncha horseshit. Who the fuck puts this kinda nonsense together - and worse still - who gives a shit? 

Nobody pays attention to polls anymore...
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I'd like to solve, please.
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Vanna's very first TV appearance. 

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TIME TO TREAT YOURSELF FOR BEING STUCK INSIDE? 

HOW ABOUT AN INSANE NEW SOUND SYSTEM
LIKE THIS ONE...


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GOTTA LOVE THEM BRITS:

Shocking moment Costco shopper threatens to ‘knock out’ woman ‘for not keeping 2-metre distance’ in car park queue. 


The man lost his temper at the woman for allegedly not heeding the social distancing rule while queuing in the car park at the store in Thurrock, Essex.

IT'S LIKE THEY GOT A DIFFERENT WORD FOR EVERYTHING.
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Even their nurses are little off-centered.
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Two mile long row of cars waiting outside a Florida food bank as demand surges by 600%


Dramatic images from South Florida on Monday showed a long line of cars backed up bumper to bumper on a roadway while people wait hours to get food from a food bank. A drone captured aerial shots of vehicles waiting in line in Sunrise, Florida, just northwest of Fort Lauderdale, on Monday.

They were waiting to receive food from Feeding South Florida, a food bank that relies on donations to feed the needy. Feeding South Florida has seen a 600 per cent increase in the number of people asking for food as millions have been laid off due to the coronavirus outbreak.

I hate to editorialize, but they sho bees a shitload of nice cars and trucks in that line...
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If there ever was a 'dumbest motherfucker in the world' contest:


Mayor de Blasio insisted that even during the coronavirus pandemic he opts to exercise in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park — 12 miles from Gracie Mansion — in order to remain an effective leader.

“I go get my exercise like everyone else,” the mayor said on NY1’s “Inside City Hall.” “I go to my home neighborhood. It’s part of what helps me just continue to work nonstop,” he said. “I’m on conference calls pretty much the whole time.”

Hizzoner was responding to a question from a viewer about why he’s driven to Brooklyn for a walk in the park when his Upper East Side home abuts acres of waterfront parkland. 
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Nothing to do and all day to do it?
Get some projects done around the house with these.


The price on this set is friggin' ridiculous. At Home Depot, the battery alone cost almost a hundred bucks!

SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT A GREAT DEAL THIS IS:

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Check out them fuckin' eyes. 
That's some seriously deadly shit, pal. 
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Did you get your check yet? 
I didn't...

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Can you imagine - they're gonna play 
The Masters in November.


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Old school Florida social distancing
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The estranged lesbian 'wife' of a NASA astronaut has been accused of falsely claiming her spouse accessed her bank account from space.

Summer Worden is accused of allegedly filing the false complaint against astronaut Anne McClain twice--first with the FTC in March 2019 and later in July 2019 during an interview with NASA's Inspector General.

Worden claimed in Aug. 2019 McClain illegally accessed her financial records while aboard the International Space Station in an effort to gain custody of Worden's young son, Briggs.

Dey sho is some strange mofo's out der boss.
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You can score a great little - but powerful - tablet for under a hundred bucks. Seeing is believing here:

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With all of the games played in an empty stadium. Fuck.
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The American economy under this corona shit.
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N.J. orders 20 refrigerated morgue trucks for up to 
1,680 bodies to prepare for coronavirus surge
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My wife and I completely disagree on Barbara Stanwick. She doesn't think she was all that good looking. I think she was just plain smokin' fuckin' hot. What say you?


I'm not sayin' there weren't other hot actresses 
back in the day. There was a shitload of 'em.
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A jackass by any other name...


New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy appears to be trying to look stupider then he actually is during his daily briefing in Trenton on the progress of the fight against the coronavirus, on Monday. 

When pressed for an explanation, he finally acknowledged that it's impossible to be - or to look - stupider than he really is.
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I betcha never seen one of these before... 


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3 comments:

  1. Missy was once described by Preson Sturges as the ideal looks and brains.

    Some women are put off by the tough shell she put on in later years. She was a sweetie, though, in Union Pacific.

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  2. Barbara Stanwick = Smoking Hot!!

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