Monday, April 13, 2020

And now, for something completely different...

Actually - nothing's different 
except the body count... 

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And for that matter, why the FUCK would anyone being eating a fuckin' bat? A bat. WTF. Jeez.
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Imagine if you will, a world in which 
two complete jackasses 
battle it out in public. 
You have now entered the 'twilight zone'.

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Now tell me THIS isn't fucked up.



An extended stay at home order by Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer 
bans keeping garden sections of stores open for business. 
This bitch is outta control.
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Kentucky worshippers met with nails in road as they defy coronavirus lockdown 


A Kentucky church defied coronavirus-lockdown orders to hold a packed Easter Sunday service — despite a heavy police presence and even nails blocking the parking lots, according to a report.

Maryville Baptist Church appeared to have a near-full house for its Sunday service despite orders to avoid in-person services — and the heightened risk of catching COVID-19. Worshippers arrived even after police warned that they would record their car plates to force them into 14-day quarantines.

Many — including the defiant pastor, Rev. Jack Roberts — arrived with their plates covered, with officers instead recording their VIN numbers. Even more desperate measures appeared to have been taken to keep the faithful away — with “piles of nails” blocking each entrance, according to photos shared by the Courier Journal.

It was not clear who had left the nails, which were eventually cleared by church volunteers in time for the main arrivals, the paper said.
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They're praying to God to save them from the virus - the same god who lets shit like this happen in the first place. 


How much sense does that make?
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A woman was arrested after trying to book a flight at New Orleans airport — fully naked — and then refusing to leave. Mariel Vergara, 27, allegedly strolled up to the Spirit Airlines counter at Louis Armstrong International Airport Friday night without a stitch of clothing, Nola.com reported.

Airline officials told her she wouldn’t be able to travel in her current getup — or lack thereof — and asked her to leave, but she refused, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office. By the time a deputy arrived, Vergara had pulled on a dress, but it was too short to cover her genitals and she had on no underwear, cops said.

She allegedly ignored orders to leave and scuffled with deputies as she was taken into custody. She was booked on charges of obscenity, resisting arrest, battery of a police officer, simple battery and remaining in a place after being forbidden. Vergara, of Pueblo, Colo., was being held at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center in Gretna on $5,000 bond.
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And then Jose Canseco said Happy Easter to everyone, except A-Rod.


I didn't know there was a 'Head-Homer' bobblehead. 
That's just too cool.
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Let the gym come to you...



It kinda amazing how they can even sell this for so little. 
I swear they must be putting it out as a lose leader but fuck it - their loss is your gain! Find it by clicking here:
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A federal judge ruled on Saturday that the mayor of Louisville’s “stunning” ban on drive-in Easter church services was “unconstitutional.”

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell cheered the decision Saturday. “Grateful for this strong, eloquent ruling defending Kentuckians’ religious liberty.” 
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Yeah, well, why not...
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Six people were shot yesterday at a large party in Bakersfield, California, where there's a ban on all gatherings. Don't these people pay attention?
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This is brilliant...
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Nothing is safe.
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That shit is disgusting. 
Even the Army doesn't serve it.
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The company was founded in Smithfield, Virginia, in 1936 and was acquired by Hong Kong-based WH Group in 2013. 
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I see something like this almost every day. 
What kinda jerkoffs are these people?
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Apple, Google to harness phones for virus infection 
tracking. 'Big Brother' my ass... 

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If ya need me I'll be down the road.
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There is a story in every picture you see like this one.
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I bought two - one for me and one for 
a buddy of mine I went through Basic with.




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'No - I swear - I'm not out of the loop at all', says the guy who has 
absolutely no fuckin' clue what this news item is even about...
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Nice guys say nice things sometimes. 

Thanks, Rick...
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Would you have bought a used car offa this guy? 
I seriously doubt it.
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Beautiful downtown Cruz Bay. I usta live there...
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Oh, okay - I get it now.
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One of the rose bushes in my backyard is starting to bloom again.
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And with that good night kiss...
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3 comments:

  1. So the world's largest pork producer (in SD) is owned by the Chinese and it's closing...

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  2. I'm told that they raise the pork here, ship it to China for slaughter and packaging, then ship it back here for labeling.

    Go figure.

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  3. S'not true. They process it here and ship it there if anything. China has had a 'pork shortage' going back to the swine flu. It's their most popular meat (after bats of course)...

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