Kids were just that - kids.
Now they come in all ages and sizes...
Now they come in all ages and sizes...
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Be careful what you wish for ya friggin' Nimrod.
A 21-year-old Tennessee woman who bragged on social media about not taking the coronavirus outbreak seriously has been diagnosed with the deadly illness, according to a report. Ireland Tate joked about not following instructions to stay home and practice social distancing amid the pandemic just days before she fell sick, news station WZTV reported.
In a social media video, the Nashville resident told her followers that she’s “aware that we’re supposed to be self-quarantining and social distancing” to “keep everyone safe” — but that she wasn’t worried.
“Cool. I get it. I just don’t think that I’m going to get the virus,” Tate said in the video.
But just days later, Tate found herself suffering from symptoms associated with the dangerous bug and tested positive. “It feels like someone is sitting on my chest at all times,” she said. “It’s really hard to breathe. I’ve coughed until my throat has bled.”
And - for the record - what kinda fuckin' hillbilly names their kid 'Ireland'?
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This bad boy I spotted yesterday at the Circle K.
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Are you old enough to remember seeing or having one of these?
I had one. And they lie.
My mother was not amused at all when I broke it open and all the metal shaving shit went all over her carpet in the living room.
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They closed the only good hot dog truck by me on Monday. The fuckers.
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Where are her gloves?!
This blond bombshell straddled the “Charging Bull” statue in the nude Thursday — brazenly ignoring all coronavirus protection measures.
With quarantine in effect and the streets empty, no one was there to stop the carefree cowgirl from straddling the Financial District’s bronze icon.
When she eyed a Post photographer, the bull rider took off with a pal who’d been snapping iPhone photos.
NY POST 3/27/2020
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Remember her? She usta think she was funny.
She usta have a career, too.
I'd hate to see anything bad happen to her he said in the smallest voice he had.
This picture came just days after Griffin went after first lady Melania Trump over the First Lady's statement saying she “hates” seeing immigrant families separated at the border.
“Fuck you, Melanie,” Griffin tweeted. “You know damn well your husband can end this immediately...you feckless complicit piece of shit.”
Griffin first came under fire with the Trump administration last May after she posted a controversial photo of herself posing with a fake decapitated head resembling the president.
Now she's a forgotten, worthless, unfunny, ugly, old, angry, maybe dying piece of shit. How not sad. Jerkoff.
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Judge orders release of 10 immigration detainees from N.J. jails - they were at increased risk of illness from coronavirus due to underlying health conditions.
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The state says 26 people in Lake County, Florida (where I live) have tested positive for coronavirus and 24 in neighboring Sumter County, as of 5 p.m. on Thursday.
Of the patients in Lake and Sumter, 23 live in The Villages, the retirement community of more than 120,000 people that sprawls across Lake, Sumter and Marion counties.
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Suzanne Lloyd and Richard Conte in the Twilight Zone episode Perchance to Dream.
It was a great show - way ahead of it's time.
It was a great show - way ahead of it's time.
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So can a busted condom, Harvey...
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When I'm trying to meet a blog post deadline
and it's cocktail time.
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Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell took the highly unusual step of appearing on television on Thursday before the claims numbers came out to calm the public and markets.
“We may well be in a recession,” Powell said on NBC’s “Today” show. But he added that it could be a sharp and short one, particularly as the central bank is taking unprecedented measures to prop up markets and funnel money to small and medium-sized businesses most at risk. “When it comes to this lending, we’re not going to run out of ammunition,” he said. “That’s not going to happen.”
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Maybe two of the greatest movie characters of all time. Aside from Rocky Balboa, of course.
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THIS JUST IN FROM THE WHO GIVES A FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK' DEPARTMENT:
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Have Left Canada
and Are Now Settled in L.A.
and Are Now Settled in L.A.
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Great composition, great lighting, great location.
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Break out the Go Cups - wudda great move!
State of Florida relaxes rules on restaurants selling alcohol during COVID-19 outbreak
Florida restaurants received some much-needed good news on Thursday – one of the many stringent rules governing them during the COVID-19 outbreak is being relaxed. Restaurant owners were informed that the state is easing up on the “sealed alcoholic beverage” requirement that was included in Gov. Ron DeSantis’ executive order directing all eateries to suspend on-premises food and alcohol consumption for customers.
Restaurants can now sell cocktails, wine and beer in cups, jugs and other reasonable containers, as long as the alcoholic beverage will be consumed off-premises. The containers must be sealed but the state isn’t mandating how restaurants accomplish that requirement for the alcoholic beverages that are being sold either at their locations or by delivery.
“The thought behind this is not to be an impediment to business at a time when most, if not all are suffering economically,” the announcement said. The news will likely be taken well by Villagers, some of whom are still visiting the three town squares. Under the new provision they will be able to purchase drinks from several venues as long as they consume it elsewhere.
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MLBPA Players union and owners have
a meeting of the minds on this season
a meeting of the minds on this season
Let's get this show on the road for fuck sake.
Major League Baseball and the MLB Players Association struck a deal on critical salary and service-time issues Thursday night, allowing the sides to prepare together for a season delayed indefinitely by the coronavirus pandemic.
While there is no formal framework in the agreement, owners and players both want to play as many games as possible, with an eye on returning to training camps in mid-May and starting games as early as June -- even if they play in front of no fans. The flexibility of both sides was seen in the willingness to extend the regular season into October, play neutral-site playoff games in November and add doubleheaders to the schedule.
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It is, after all...
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I do wonder how this all shakes out in the end.
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I haven't introduced my new Psychiatrist, have I?
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Pitch in - it won't kill ya.
As the coronavirus continues to spread throughout Florida and the rest of the country, the need for food, water and other essentials continues to grow with people stocking up at home in case of potential shortages or lockdowns. Some people do not have the means to do that, which is where local food pantries come in.
Such organizations across the country that serve some of the most destitute, are struggling too and in need of help.
In fact, Salvation Army Spokeswoman Major Marie Harris said pantry volunteers on Monday were wondering how they would be able to help many families Tuesday until they were blessed with a few late donations following a national call for help over the weekend.
If ya have it to give, give it.
If ya have it to give, give it.
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I'm confused - didn't God create the heavens
and the Earth just 2,000 years ago?
and the Earth just 2,000 years ago?
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N.J. restaurants are selling DIY food kits so
you can make their meals at home.
you can make their meals at home.
What a novel idea. Hope it works.
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This slick little talented fuck probably got laid more than anyone in history.
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Duval Street in Key West. The only major thoroughfare in the country that starts and ends at two different oceans. Kinda cool, huh?
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I guaranfuckintee ya he was tellin' the truth. About somebody. I think.
Wudda world-class dooshbag.
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