I'm always curious how shit like this happens...
Pennsylvania Turnpike crash involving tour bus, semi-trucks leaves multiple dead; highway closed
Multiple people were killed in a major crash involving a tour bus on its way to Ohio from New Jersey and three semi-trucks on the Pennsylvania Turnpike early Sunday in the western part of the state that left dozens injured, according to officials.
The "extremely serious" crash happened around 3:40 a.m. Sunday in the highway's westbound lanes in Mount Pleasant Township, located about 40 miles southeast of downtown Pittsburgh, according to Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Stephen Limani. Limani said there were five fatalities and about 60 injuries as a result of the crash. Of those injured -- ranging in age from 7 to "into their 60's" -- two are listed in critical condition.
There had to be a number of idiot factors involved in this. For one thing it took place in the middle of the night. The weather is shitty and they're going too fast, too close together, too bunched up. One driver of any vehicle does something reckless - or careless - tries to pass or hits the breaks. It doesn't matter - they're all going too fast and driving way too bunched up to avoid the inevitable. Fuck major highways at night. You can have that shit.
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Don't cry Tom. You'll still be fuckin' a super model...
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Ricky has some balls but why do we give a shit about these people and their stupid awards?
Last night on the Golden Globes show he layed in to his goombahs in the 'entertainment business'. I think he thinks they're all a bunch of whores, don't you? He said: “You say you’re woke (what the fuck does that mean, anyway?) but the companies you work for— Apple, Amazon, Disney — if ISIS started a streaming service, you would call your agent, wouldn’t you? So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech, right? You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world,” the 58-year-old comedian said. “Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and fuck off.”
And, for the record, if I hear Ellen or any one else say the phrase 'LGBTQ' in a sentence I'm gonna explode. You queer? Good for you. Nobody here gives a fuck.
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My brother's in Australia visiting my niece in Brisbane. The weather there is whacko. One day it's 110 degeres, next day it's 65. The brush fires are making their own weather systems.
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She may be bat-shit friggin' crazy but she is kinda cute...
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In his prime he was damn-near deadly.
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That is kinda hot - I gotta admit it.
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Down here in north central Florida this would probably be a big seller.
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Ya know that country song 'Red neck yacht club'? That suits northern Florida to a frikkin' Tee.
The funny yet true thing about Florida? The farther north you go, the farther south you get...
TWO DIFFERENT WAYS OF SEEING THE SAME THING.
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Valentine's Day is coming soon and if yer as clueless as I am (fuck dude, I been married for almost 40 years), get her one of these:
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That's some seriously scary shit to have to see comin' atcha, isn't it? Fuck that - I don't do cold weather anything. You can have all that shit. If ya need me I'll be right here in comfy land. In my bare feet. Drinkin' a beer...
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If you don't own a pizza stone, get one. Publix markets here in Florida actually makes and sells fresh daily a pizza dough that actually rivals anything I ever got back in Jersey. The best pies are always ones you make yourself at home anyways.
Last night's had mushrooms and pulled pork. Snarfed the livin' shit outta that bad boy.
Last night's had mushrooms and pulled pork. Snarfed the livin' shit outta that bad boy.
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This is one of the better ones you can get:
JUST DON'T EVER WASH IT!
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Thing about Florida is, most of you all (for the record I don't 'y'all') think of it only as this:
When in reality most of it is like this:
and this:
Here's how it plays out - read this silliness about retiring here:
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You got a dog or a cat? Amazon is actually starting to beat the crap outta CHEWY.com and Petco on pricing. Check it out for yourself:
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Still haven't gotten an answer about the inherent metaphor in these pictures...
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