Monday, December 2, 2019

This doesn't suck

Who cares? It's only snow... 

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I can handle this here:


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The first White Castle in the entire state of Florida will opening soon near Orlando. It's just a question of time before they build one near me.

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Today - Cyber Monday - may be a good day to the free trial, right? Click here for info:



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Enhanced or not that's great colorization.
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That's Freddie. He lives in my lanai.
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See? Cats are useful once in a while...
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If you know where this is you know why it's such a magical place.
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I do.

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If that's a bar it's my kinda bar.
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Ever see a snow rainbow?
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HOW CNN REPORTS THINGS. THE HEADLINE IS THIS:

China bans US military visits to Hong Kong in response to Washington's support for protesters 

BUT THE CORRESPONDING IMAGE ON TV IS THIS:


What's wrong with this picture? The caption contradicts the headline for the story! Fuckin' morons. 
Anyway, here's the real scoop. Sorta:

China will ban US warships and military aircraft from making stops in Hong Kong in the wake of Washington passing legislation supporting the territory's pro-democracy protesters, the country's Foreign Ministry said Monday.

"In response to the unreasonable behaviors of the US side, the Chinese government decides to suspend the review of requests by US military ships and aircraft to visit Hong Kong as of today," Chinese Foreign Ministry spokeswoman Hua Chunying said at a news conference in Beijing.
Hua also announced that Beijing would impose sanctions on several US non-governmental human rights organizations that have been monitoring and reporting on the protests in Hong Kong.
US President Donald Trump last week signed the Hong Kong Human Rights and Democracy Act into law after it sailed through both Houses of the US Congress with almost unanimous bipartisan approval.  The new law would permit Washington to impose sanctions or even suspend Hong Kong's special trading status over rights violations.
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I'M GOING TO GET MY HAIR DONE, HONEY...
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If you are looking for a way to work off some of the calories from Thanksgiving, there may be an opportunity to shovel snow very soon.

The National Weather Service has issued a Winter Weather Advisory for several counties in the northern part of the state. A two-part storm system that is causing travel headaches in the Midwest is making its way to New Jersey, with the first flakes scheduled to begin Sunday in the northern part of the state.


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Who knew there was such a thing? Certainly wasn't back in the 70's when I was in college. Check this shit out:


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Here we are in the holiday season when The Villages is bulging at the seams with guests, family, grandchildren, snowbirds and completely clueless fucking morons. 

Let’s raise our goblets to the Bad Parkers and dooshbags living in our midsts. 

If situational awareness or common courtesy was a disease these people couldn't catch if if they rubbed up against it nekkid. There are so many jerkoffs concentrated in this area it'll make your eyes bleed. 

Here's some examples I've come across just in the last few days:


















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Florida woman fakes medical emergency to get bigger seat on plane: Plane turns around.


This takes in-flight drama to new heights - proving once again that some  people are just self-serving scumbags.

A Florida woman faked a medical emergency in order to get a larger seat on an American Airlines flight, authorities said. But the pilot, apparently not realizing the emergency was bogus, turned the plane around.

The woman, who wasn’t publicly identified, was taken into custody when Miami-bound flight American Eagle 3508 landed back in Pensacola around 6:30 a.m. Friday, police said. “The pilot declared an emergency… once they got on the ground, she made it clear that she was faking the medical condition to get a bigger seat,” Pensacola Police Department spokesman Mike Wood told NBC 6.

Once the plane was back on the ground, the woman continued with the theatrics, refusing to get off the aircraft, cops said. The pilot, law enforcement and medical personnel eventually succeeded in getting her off the plane.

I hope someone beats the snot outta this bitch. Juss sayin'
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I'll leave you with this little 
Rule 5 taste: 

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