This was a front page article in this afternoon's USSun.com:
Retching Spider-Man fans evacuate screening of latest film Brand New Day ‘after audience member lets off horrific fart’
A DISGUSTED crowd of Spider-Man fans were evacuated from a screening of the superhero’s latest film after an audience member let off a repulsive fart, reports say.
Revolted spectators were forced to flee a cinema during a viewing of Spider-Man: Brand New Day after a filmgoer allegedly let a nasty one rip.
The nauseating fart is said to have sparked an emergency evacuation at the Colombian venue as grossed out fans tried to escape the stinking waft.
Dramatic footage showed swarms of Spidey fans milling in corridors following the stomach-churning bout of extreme flatulence. Some covered their faces in disgust while a performer dressed as the fan-favourite web-slinger tried to entertain the sickened crowd.
Social media users branded the anonymous gas-passer the film’s unexpected “villain”. Staff at the Plaza Bocagrande complex in Cartagena said it remains unclear who the culprit is.
If I tried to make that shit up, I would fall way short.
Just friggin' brilliant...
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Boiling water for tea or coffee - or even for spaghetti -
in under a minute.
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