Friday, July 3, 2026

More idiots doing more idioitic thingh, but we love it, don't we...

 
This was a meme-makers gift from the Gods. I happened to be on the 'puter for quite a while yesterday, and I was being bombarded with these Empire State goofs - comin' in from every direction - X. Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, everywhere.
 I'll spare you but a couple, but some of 'em were damn near brilliant. It is kinda funny how fast these guys can tear in to a new subject...
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The airport mentioned is MOC - Orlando International. This kinda shit is a daily occurence here during the rainy/stormy season - basically from May until November. The unions at the airport have management by the balls, and there's nothing anyone can do about it. 
It's in the baggage handler's contract that if there is lightning anywhere withing 15 miles of the airport, they shut down - and they decide when to resume operations, not management. This kinda shit's happened to me a number of times, especially coming back from Europe. Last year when we were returning from Ireland, we had to wait 2 1/2 hours for our luggage. To say we were more than a little pissed would be a gross understatement.
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Back in the Revolutionary War era, Americans weren’t all drinking the same kind of beer. Colonial brewers made two very different types, and one of them could hit a lot harder than today’s average lager. In a time when clean water was hard to trust, beer wasn’t just for fun — it was part of everyday life.
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The heavier stuff included strong ales, porters, and what people called tavern ale. Those drinks could run about 6% to 9% alcohol by volume, and some were even stronger, reaching 11%. They were dark, rich, and brewed to last, which made them a smart choice when people needed something that kept longer than plain water.
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Then there was small beer, sometimes called table beer, and that was the everyday drink. It usually sat around 1% to 3.5% ABV, so it was much lighter and cheaper. 
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Back in 1957. Elizabeth Taylor and her (fill in a number) then-husband Mike Todd did a shindig at the Garden to commemorate the opening of his movie 'Around the world in 80 days'. It did not end well. 
Boston Pops conductor Arthur Fiedler provided music during the star-studded night. CBS carried the event live, with famed newsman Walter Cronkite anchoring the broadcast. But the carefully planned publicity stunt quickly spiraled into chaos as the giant crowd became difficult to control. Cronkite later described the evening as “an essay on empty extravagance.” The festivities ended with guests hurling food around the arena in a massive food fight, Teen Vogue reported.
Todd later joked that he had learned his lesson about throwing parties on such a huge scale. “I’ll never have a party for 18,000 people,” he said. “Never more than 17,500 people. Eighteen thousand gets unwieldy.”
It's my imporession that that quote 'empty extravagance' is appropriate for this Taylor Swift/Kelce joke of a wedding. Must be nice to have so much money to go along with those two massive egos. And - tell me that motherfucker isn't pussy-whipped. Good god, man. Juss' sayin'...
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How about this - you're so concerned about over-taxxing the grid, but you let 20+ million people in to the country without our permission. How much are they 'taxxing the grid', huh? And, y'all wanna do so much of that bullshit AI photomagic voodoo shit that we have to have a scagillion of them 'data centers' that eat power like a kid eats Cracker Jacks, and for all that you wanna mandate what temperature we live at? 
How about go fuck yourself and just send me the friggin' electric bill. How do you like them apples? (one of my new favorite phrases)...

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Seriously. They do this same exact shit every year. I call it the 'June swoon'. They stop hitting, start making errors in the field, and the pitching breaks down. Every year. At the end of June. And way too many star players on the DL. Fuck me, it's hard to be a fan sometimes.
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At least they don't suck as much as the Saux...
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1 comment:

  1. Alcohol is also a great way to preserve calories.

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More idiots doing more idioitic thingh, but we love it, don't we...

  This was a meme-makers gift from the Gods. I happened to be on the 'puter for quite a while yesterday, and I was being bombarded with ...