Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Feelin' broke? Robbin' a bank ain't the way to go...


According to FBI data, the average take from a bank robbery is relatively low, often cited around $7,500.Risk of Capture: There is a high likelihood of being caught, with some estimates suggesting a roughly 20% chance of escape, meaning an 80% chance of apprehension.
 Bank robberies are in decline, with recent data showing numbers at their lowest in over 50 years. Bank heists have lower payouts due to a shift towards a cashless economy, increased security measures, and limited cash readily available at teller counters.
High-definition security cameras, electronic tracking, and dye packs make it much easier for law enforcement to identify and arrest suspects.They're also very high risk - bank robbery is a federal crime carrying heavy prison sentences, and law enforcement solves or clears a high percentage of these cases.

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5 comments:

  1. If you want to rob you'd be better off starting an adult daycare center...

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  2. Kids today. Won't even rob a bank.
    Guess defrauding the government and taxpayers is the easy, low risk money.

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  3. If you want to make big bucks, run your own NGO. Fraud pays exceptionally well. Just donate to left wing causes.

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  4. If you want to make really big bucks get a billionaire to buy you the presidency. The billionaire becomes a trillionaire in a year and you can net at les 2 billion in the first year!
    If you made 2 billion in 1 year imagine how much you could make before the end of your term! Extra bonus, the SCOTUS says that presidents are immune and can't be prosecuted.
    No downside risk at all

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  5. Only a 25% chance of getting caught? That inspires confidence in the police.

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