Proof positive that the people running ABC are completely friggin' crazy...

 Rosie O'Donnell - that unfunny pig-faced fuckwad who moved to Ireland because she 'couldn't live in a country where Donald Trump was President' - but has subsequently snuck back in, will join a roster of guest host jerkoffs set to replace Jimmy Kimmel for the summer, the late night host has revealed. Kimmel segued to the 'special treat for our commander in chief' with a nod to his September suspension during his Thursday monologue.

'I will be taking the next two months off, this time voluntarily,' Kimmel said, before showing off 'a potent group of' guests, including so many you've never heard of, including 'Tiffany Haddish, Colman Domingo, Ike Barinholtz, Anthony Anderson, and I asked one of Donald Trump's all-time favorites - Rosie O’Donnell - to be here to keep the hits coming.' The revelation drew uproarious applause from his drug-adled audience.

His absence from the show alone should be enough for it to get a boost in ratings and a wider audience that the few hundred people who do admit to watching it now...

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