No matter where you live, there's at least one of these guys...

This was a headline that - of course - caught my eye this morning as I browsed away on our 'local' news website. You know a Jerry - at least one, if not more. Jerry's an asshole. Jerry doesn't drink (you mean like 'not anymore because I usta be a fall-down drunk'), Jerry?

Ever hear that thing that's somewhere in the bible 'Judge ye not that ye also be judged', Jer? I'm sure your intentions are somewhat (ever so slightly) honorable, Jerry, but seriously, shut the fuck up and mind your own business. 

 

And, as far as calling out the man so your friends and neighbors can get busted DUI?? That is the mark of a true jerkoff, Mister Jerry. If you were on fire in front of me and I hadda really go, I'd piss in the other direction. Juss' sayin'...
 

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There's something worth noting about Amazon and the stuff you see on

 here. Their prices on items literally change every day depending on

 demand. Yesterday, there's was a pair of sneakers on here that went for

 $ 60.00. Today they're $ 70.00. Just be aware that I only allow ads on

 here if the price is their lowest available. You're welcome...

Lengths up to 100' are available. Click the ad for the whole selection.

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