Thursday, May 7, 2026

No matter where you live, there's at least one of these guys...

This was a headline that - of course - caught my eye this morning as I browsed away on our 'local' news website. You know a Jerry - at least one, if not more. Jerry's an asshole. Jerry doesn't drink (you mean like 'not anymore because I usta be a fall-down drunk'), Jerry?
Ever hear that thing that's somewhere in the bible 'Judge ye not that ye also be judged', Jer? I'm sure your intentions are somewhat (ever so slightly) honorable, Jerry, but seriously, shut the fuck up and mind your own business. 
 

And, as far as calling out the man so your friends and neighbors can get busted DUI?? That is the mark of a true jerkoff, Mister Jerry. If you were on fire in front of me and I hadda really go, I'd piss in the other direction. Juss' sayin'...
 

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5 comments:

  1. I'm sure jerry does things that would get him arrested after a police investigation. Let's investigate to see if jerry is living up to his own moral superiority.

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  2. Sarcasm mode on:
    Let people drink and drive you jerkoff! What is the worse thing that could happen? It is not like they could kill innocent bystanders with their vehicles while drunk driving...!
    Sarcasm mode off.

    This has to be the stupidest thing I seen you post. There is a very good reason why we don't let people drink and drive. Standing against someone pointing the obvious because it rains on your parade is juvenile to say the least. Most of us grow out of the behavior you are showing by the time we turn 24 and realize that our stupid actions can have consequences on others.

    I don't know Jerry but in this case the jerkoff is you

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  3. Jerry! You use too many exclamation points! It's probably Racist! And a cause of Global Warming!
    Stop using Exclamation Points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. I thought the idea of the Villages was to drink too much, have too much fun and screw like bunnies on Viagra? Have the press been misleading me all these years?

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  5. At our Az. development a Jerry demanded a DUI check point at Christmas time. Zero hits in 90 minutes. Then a drunk in a golf cart, driving on the sidewalk, shot past the check point. The chase was on. Driving down the walking path and dodging bollards, the drunk drove to the club house where there were a hundred identical golf carts in the parking lot. The cops packed up and left. And Jerry? Wanna guess who rides his bike in the street even though the bike lanes are empty?

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