Two Americans were arrested in Japan on Monday after breaking into the enclosure of the beloved Punch the monkey, the 9-month-old internet sensation. Police in the Tokyo suburb of Chiba detained Reid Jahnai Daysun, 24, and Neal Jabahri Duan, 27, after one of the men allegedly jumped the fence to enter the enclosure while the other filmed. Videos of the incident show a person, believed to be Daysun, in a blue suit with a smiling emoji head climbing into the enclosure that houses Punch.
The little monkey went viral after over heartbreaking images of him cradling an stuffed orangutan toy after his mother abandoned him at birth.
The man’s strange outfit appeared to be a reference to the emoji typically used to promote “memecoin” cryptocurrencies. The jerkoff was also seen carrying a stuffed toy. It remains unclear what connection the men have to crypto, with Daysun identifying as a college student and Duan as a self-proclaimed singer, according to Chiba police. Zoo visitors were bewildered at the sight, with the macaques all running in fear and clustering at a rock formation in the enclosure to get away from the intruder.
Two Did'ndo's.
ReplyDeleteThat twit is lucky none of the macaques did what they often do when challenged of frightened - use their massive canine teeth to rip out a throat!
ReplyDelete"Two Americans were arrested in Japan on Monday after breaking into the enclosure of the beloved Punch the monkey ..."
ReplyDeleteI hope they throw the book at them. A couple years in a Japanese prison would improve their character. Maybe a little Indonesian caning thrown in for good measure.
They have a choice: either be thrown in the pit, or swim home.
ReplyDelete"Reid Jahnai Daysun, 24, and Neal Jabahri Duan, 27," "Americans."
ReplyDeletethey shouldn't have been arrested. they were just visiting relatives
ReplyDeleteThere is a story and photo of them at The New York Post.
ReplyDeleteThey both look like members of Biden's illegal alien Free Sh*t Army.
Hand them over to a kendo class for a little 'conditioning'.
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