Tuesday, May 5, 2026

It wasn't Wally, so it musta hadda been The Beaver...

 
Well I’ll be dammed. Wild video captured a beaver attacking a small child while he was fishing in a New Jersey lake - after earlier pouncing on other unsuspecting visitors.
The unidentified 8-year-old boy was with his family at Lake Henry in the Continental Soldiers Park complex in Mahwah around 6 p.m. Sunday “when the beaver exited the lake and charged him,” police told News 12 New Jersey.
Cellphone footage shared on Facebook shows the boy’s relatives trying to get the child out of the water and away from the beaver - just for the furious animal to give chase. One of the relatives kicked the animal as a pet dog also joined the fray, before someone managed to fling the wild attacker back into the water.
 

That is one seriously pissed off Beaver. The boy was transported to a local hospital by EMS crews for treatment. The extent of his injuries isn’t known.





6 comments:

  1. Hope it was not rabid.

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  2. "Wild Beaver attacks young boy...Film at 11:00" That's how the local news out of NYC would have reported it back in the day. LOL.

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  3. Maybe don’t harass the Beaver ever again. Wild animals don’t attack randomly.

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  4. My first thought was that beaver has rabies and what do ya know https://www.nbcnewyork.com/new-jersey/beaver-attack-boy-nj-lake-positive-rabies/6498722/

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  5. A few years ago, there was a story about a guy who saw a beaver on the side of the road, so he stopped his vehicle, got out, and approached it. The beaver bit him on his thigh and punctured his artery. The guy bled out and died within minutes.

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  6. Beavers are generally a very nasty animal. Best to avoid them.

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The fact that there actually is a record for this is disturbing on it's own. Now this guy owns it...

He told his kids he could chin and bear it. A 'daredevil' (latin for 'bonehead') dad balanced a running chainsaw on his chin...