How unfortunate. The thoughtless men who don’t describe their brides as “beautiful” or “wonderful” - especially while on national television - often end up with marriages that spin out of control and into divorce court, per disturbing new data from a “Wheel of Fortune” diehard.
“I went back and watched nearly 2,000 episodes of ‘Wheel of Fortune’ and followed up to see how many of these men were kicked to the curb,” 'Joey' (no - not me), a rookie researcher, explained of his exhaustive, six-year probe. For his stupefying findings, Joey reviewed 1,950 reruns of the world-puzzle program, exclusively examining episodes that aired between 2010 through 2019. 
He sought to determine how often heterosexual male contestants used “complimentary adjectives” - such as “gorgeous,” “amazing,” and “fantastic” - to describe their wives while introducing themselves to former host Pat Sayjack, 79, and Vanna White, 69.
The uncertified sleuth found that out of 2,855 male game players, but only 2,016 mentioned their wives. However, of that number, 1,660 husbands (82%) chose honeyed words to describe their honeys, while 356 dolts (18%) refused to use a single sweet attributive. Unsurprisingly, of the gents who openly celebrated their gals, only 5% were divorced within five years of their episode’s debut, according to Joey’s analysis.
And you say this Joey has too much free time. Ha...
Hell, anymore it seems like on almost every episode of WoF, there's at least one gay guy, gushing about his husband. It's almost enough to make me quit watching it.
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Speaking negatively about the best damn thing that ever happened to a man is extremely expensive. It is best to just keep your mouth closed...
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