We don’t honk because we’re angry. We honk because the car in front of us is either a tourist doing 15 mph looking for the beach… or a retiree who forgot the light turned green five minutes ago.
If you can survive random afternoon thunderstorms that appear out of nowhere, traffic that doubles during tourist season, and an alligator casually crossing the road like it owns the neighborhood, you’re one of us.
And if you can handle someone starting an argument at a gas station about Florida vs Florida State while a guy in flip-flops is buying bait and a Monster energy drink?
Congratulations.
You’re officially a Floridian.
Courtesy of Life in Florida...


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