This comes from an article in a Brit tabloid, but it's still friggin' crazy. What guy wipes his dick after he pees? Fuck, hardly half of men bareky shake it enough to get it dry, ferficksakes.
Anyway, according to the article, Professor Christopher Bunker (Yeah - tell me the guy's name alone isn't a gag), a consultant dermatologist specialising in male genital dermatology, said: 'The best advice for men when urinating is to pass urine with the foreskin fully retracted, empty the bladder, then gently squeeze the penis a few times to expel any remaining urine.
After that, dry the area with dry toilet tissue – not wet wipes. Wet wipes contain chemicals that many men can become allergic to, particularly on such sensitive skin.'
Experts say failing to do this can lead to a range of problems.
Please tell me these fuckin' people are serious.. Juss' sayin'...
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Today is my 81st birthday. I've never had a wipe my dick problem. Brits are pussies!
ReplyDeleteThey're British.
ReplyDeleteApparently these problems must take at least 76 years to develop.
ReplyDeleteThis is advice for those liberal men with manbuns and such.
ReplyDeleteMeh. "No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants." FIFY
ReplyDeleteYou may shake it,
ReplyDeleteYou may dance.
But the last two drops
Will fall in your pants.
I guess that only applies if you have a foreskin and no underwear...I lost mine in a childhood incident...
ReplyDeleteI would like to get paid for stupid studies like this. I've never heard of one guy, not one, who has ever had that problem.
ReplyDeleteA lot of men smell as if they didn't even try to shake dry. If they washed and dried with tissues, certain experiences they say they enjoy might occur more often.
ReplyDeleteUrine is sterile unless you have a UTI, I work in healthcare...
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