Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Don't let the screen door hit you... How many times do we have to hear this same tired bullshit?

Another American family - this one from Florida - is making the leap across the Atlantic, seeking an escape from what they describe as the 'chaotic atmosphere of life under Donald Trump'. Ashley Anne O’Brien, expressing her deep anxiety about issues such as ICE shootings and international tensions, consulted ChatGPT for advice on where to relocate. There's a genius move, huh?
 The AI presented ten options, ultimately guiding them to the seaside town of Torquay in Devon. The family aims to establish a bed and breakfast and embrace a lifestyle focused on "boring" concerns like potholes and waste collection.  
Is it a coincidence that they want to open an inn? Torquay is famed as the location of John Cleese’s hotel sitcom Fawlty Towers.
 

O’Brien said she hopes for a calmer existence, saying she wants her children to prioritize trivial matters like sports and social gossip, rather than active shooter drills and political turmoil. She reminisced about the barrage of significant events during the Trump administration that left families like hers 'feeling overwhelmed'. The family intends to move by the end of July, eager to immerse themselves in local culture and history, particularly wishing for their children to connect with their British roots.  
 

Don't you wish they lived on your street? You could make these candy-assed jackwagons feel like absolute shite for the next three months. Juss' sayin'...

 



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