Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Don't let the screen door hit you... How many times do we have to hear this same tired bullshit?

Another American family - this one from Florida - is making the leap across the Atlantic, seeking an escape from what they describe as the 'chaotic atmosphere of life under Donald Trump'. Ashley Anne O’Brien, expressing her deep anxiety about issues such as ICE shootings and international tensions, consulted ChatGPT for advice on where to relocate. There's a genius move, huh?
 The AI presented ten options, ultimately guiding them to the seaside town of Torquay in Devon. The family aims to establish a bed and breakfast and embrace a lifestyle focused on "boring" concerns like potholes and waste collection.  
Is it a coincidence that they want to open an inn? Torquay is famed as the location of John Cleese’s hotel sitcom Fawlty Towers.
 

O’Brien said she hopes for a calmer existence, saying she wants her children to prioritize trivial matters like sports and social gossip, rather than active shooter drills and political turmoil. She reminisced about the barrage of significant events during the Trump administration that left families like hers 'feeling overwhelmed'. The family intends to move by the end of July, eager to immerse themselves in local culture and history, particularly wishing for their children to connect with their British roots.  
 

Don't you wish they lived on your street? You could make these candy-assed jackwagons feel like absolute shite for the next three months. Juss' sayin'...

 



9 comments:

  1. Idiots. People have no idea how different living we are from the British, and more so since they under Muslin siege.

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  2. It looks as if one of the kids is a girl (not sure about the other one).
    Mislums are celebrating: rape is allowed in the UK.

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  3. They'll be happy...till one or more of them says something prohibited or offensive....and end up in prison.

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  4. I hope the women are ready to wear burkas, and they all are ready to bow down to Mecca five times a day.

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  5. They clearly have no idea what they are in for. I'm a British ex-pat and left the UK to work in Germany and this was long before the current demographics issue. The UK has been gutting the middle class for decades through low wages, high inflation and high cost of living. Just look at the number of businesses that have left the UK since Brexit. They left or closed up shop for good for a reason. Some people just have to learn their lessons the hard way.

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  6. I wish them the best. It's a pity you can take their passports when they leave because they will want to come back from this totalitarian nightmare. Wait till the get the bills from merely living in a communist country. Why they don't move within the US is beyond me there are so many different places to choose from? I would move to the US if I didn't have so much baggage.

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  7. Why not London or Rotherham?

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Or you could just pay them more, Jackwagon...

Saw a sign yesterday that literally made me stop and read it twice: “DO NOT order if you’re not leaving at least a 25% tip.” Not suggested. ...