Wednesday, December 31, 2025

What's living in your basement?

Kenneth Johnson discovered a massive male black bear had taken up 
residence in the crawl space of his Altadena home just before Thanksgiving. The California Department of Fish and Wildlife (CDFW) attempted to capture the beast, called Yellow 2120 by researchers, with bait and noisemakers.
But their efforts were unsuccessful on December 9 when they trapped a smaller bear instead. 'I knew my bear hadn’t gone out because I’ve got enough cameras on it,' Johnson told the Los Angeles Times. The department tagged and released the smaller bear, but Johnson said Yellow 2120 is still terrorizing his home despite his efforts to flush the creature out.
Johnson is now threatening to sue the department, accusing officials of negligence and emotional distress after he claimed they suddenly told him to stand down on his efforts to remove the bear. Johnson told local media that he can still hear the bear moving around and is fearful for his safety. 
 

'I can hear the plastic being shredded underneath, and one of the cameras picked it up just bulldozing through it. It's a mess under there,' Johnson said. Johnson was forced to shut off his gas on Christmas Eve after he captured video of a broken pipe by the bear, and said he has not had hot water since.
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6 comments:

  1. The Fish police everywhere are assholes. They are particularly egregious in Kali.

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  2. Please realize that this bear VOTES, so leave him alone.
    He likely also runs a daycare center.

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  3. There’s enough junk lying around, he probably didnt have his opening covered. California, a junk state.

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  4. Just when you think commiepornia can't get any worse...

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  5. Shoot, shovel, and shut up. Rent a backhoe for part 2.

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  6. Wait until you see the roadblocks they put up to keep us from throwing EVERY SOMALI OUT. By the way, fewer than 1000 flights could rid our nation of every single one according to the census. Make it happen.

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A 'penetrating' wit?