Thank goodness we won't see the video of this Florida Man's crime...

The naked grabbed the money from a cash box in the store and fled. Cops say that Watkins was 'unclothed', but he was not unarmed. Employees said he had what they believed to be a weapon covered with a cloth.

Police responded the 'supermarket'and, after forming a perimeter, found evidence including clothing and other items believed to be connected to the robbery - along his suspected route of travel, according to police. Wakins was quickly located and arrested. Nobody was injured during the bizarre incident. Watkins was taken to the hospital for a medical evaluation before he was booked into the Columbia County Jail. There was no mention in the original report of what drugs he mighta been on, but the motherfucker certainly had to have at least a minor buzz workin', don'tcha think?

 

He was charged with armed robbery, exposure of sexual organs, grand theft, 

and criminal mischief, cops said.