Thursday, November 20, 2025

When your TDS is so powerful, you do crazy shit. Like this idiot...

There are times, like with this broad, when your first thought is always gonna be 'what the fuck was she thinking', but then you realize your brain works on a much higher plain then hers, so it would never make sense.
This 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the entire incident - paying a 'scarification artist' to wound her and staging the scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach and “Van Drew is a racist” on her back, federal prosecutors said today.
Natalie Greene, a Rutgers law student, allegedly concocted the hoax in July, with an accomplice making a late-night 911 call to report that she had been ambushed by three men on a nature trail in Egg Harbor Township.  Police officers found Greene bound with black zip ties, her shirt pulled over her head, and the political slurs scrawled across her torso.  She told police that her supposed attackers had a gun and threatened to shoot her, and struck her in the head. 
The whole thing was bullshit. Everything. Unbelievable...
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The shit people talk about at the bar I hang out at cracks  me the fuck up. Two old golf geezers - both about ten beers in to their buzzes - had this long, drawn-out convo last night about which was which. Believe it or not, the considerably drunker of the two was actually correct. It was a scene out of an Irwin Corey biopic - If he know who he was...
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This is what happens when it's a rainy shitty day and it's 
blowing hard enough I can't even hang out in the lanai...
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If this is the sign you're driving under, you're in the right place...
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Is it time to start thinking 
about 'stocking stuffers'? 
Click on the picture for more information on what Barb has in her Etsy store.
They're all simple yet elegant - and they all come to you with free shipping!
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They take their Vegemite pretty seriously down under. I had a buddy of mine when I lived on St. John who was an Aussie, and his mom used to mail him jars of the shit. Cost her a fortune. This shit is actually pretty fowl to my taste, but they're used to eating it, so...
What it is is a mashup of crazy shit. It's primary ingredient is leftover brewer's yeast extract from beer brewing. Other ingredients are Salt, malt extract, vegetable flavors, spices, and B vitamins.
It's not sweet - it's actually kinda savory and salty with a slightly bitter aftertaste.
The most common way they eat it is to spread a very thin layer on buttered toast or crackers, as a little goes a long way.
A classic example of the old 'different strokes for different folks' thing. Certainly an acquired taste..
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Former President George W. Bush and his family are reportedly planning to retake the Republican Party from President Donald Trump once he is out of office.

There are allegedly “rumors” stirring that there is a “plot to end the so-called ‘Bush Exile'” as part of an effort to take control of the GOP from Trump and his Make America Great Again (MAGA) policies
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This underwater 'metropolis' is testament to the tenacity of life. It is actually astonishing how much life we find in places that are supposed to be toxic and dangerous. More than 40 starfish had piled on to one exposed chunk of an old Nazi missile. They were living on metal shells, fuse pockets and transport cases just inches from its explosive filling. Fish, crabs, sea anemones and mussels were all found on the old munitions. You could compare it with a coral reef in terms of the amount of fauna that was there.
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Frustrated residents complained that the “popping” sound of the sport -  which has spiked in popularity in recent years, especially among retirees  - has been echoing through the seaside community and driving them nuts, according to sfgate.com.
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3 comments:

  1. I think the Bush brand is at least as good as Target and Bud Light. Which is to say dead for a generation if not more.

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  2. Hey I know you're from Newark and all, and think that anyone from south of The Raritan River is a Piney - but this crazy broad that had herself cut up on purpose (Who the Eff ever heard of a scarification artist?) is from Egg Harbor in Ocean County according to the reports - not Ocean City. As a former Brickster, I believe the only Ocean City in NJ is in Cape May County.

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Tidy up or pay the fiddler...

This house is about four blocks from my house, and, yes, it is a shithole. A Villager has been given one week to remove debris from his prop...