This is the defense the Yankees signed up for when they acquired Ryan McMahon. The Yankees’ third baseman ran a long way to not only track down a high, arcing pop-up from Red Sox outfielder Jarren Duran, but he hung onto the ball after tumbling over the third-base dugout for the second out of the eighth inning. Yankees beat the Saux 4-zip to advance.
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According to The Babylon Bee, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents. The FBI allegedly confirmed to Congress that, on the date of the protest that evolved into a riot, the enormous mob of plainclothes federal agents who stormed the Capitol Building was infiltrated by three MAGA voters. Those individuals were identified as Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and "the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos." Sources confirmed that everyone else involved in the incident was a federal agent.
"This whole thing appears to have been a big misunderstanding," said FBI Director Kash Patel. "I would have learned this sooner, but I hate reading files. It takes a really long time."
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Hidden beneath the turquoise waters off a stretch of Florida known as the “treasure coast”, a team of divers from a shipwreck salvage company have uncovered exactly that – a load of long-lost Spanish treasure they estimate is worth $1,000,000.00. More than 1,000 silver and gold coins thought to be minted in the Spanish colonies where Bolivia, Mexico and Peru now sit were uncovered this summer off Florida’s Atlantic coast.
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“Donald Trump is once again treating working people as collateral damage in his endless campaign of chaos and revenge.”
- - Charlie 'Chuckles' Schumer
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Lots of good in that post.
ReplyDeleteAnd the bikini babe is much appreciated.
Minor quibble about the cartoon: "Caught between what's best for Democrat Politicians and The worst for Donald Trump.
ReplyDeleteBibby, Bobbity, BOO...Definitely trick or treat time.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Filet-o-fish won out over the Hula Burger which was just a grilled slice of pineapple.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm pretty sure the guy that pitched the Hula Burger at the staff meeting was cleaning out his desk shortly thereafter.
DeleteThe whole “Duck and cover” routine was designed, not to save lives but to slightly increase the chance that the body could be identified
ReplyDeleteIMHO the primary reason and function of Duck And Cover type policies were to enable teachers and school staff to control students and maintain some sort of order during a emergency, actual or supposed. The alternative might well have been the entire student body running wild at the announcement or onset of an emergency situation.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I remember about Duck and Cover was my buddies and me gigging like loons while hiding under our desks. My second grade teacher wasn't impressed with us but then Frieda the Hun wasn't impressed with any of us boys.
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