Monday, September 1, 2025

File this one under IYKYK...

For the better part of the last 40+ years, I've lived in what I laughingly refer to as 'seasonal communities'. Starting out at the Jersey shore, we'd be inundated with people we called 'Bennies' for the 4 1/2 months surrounding summer. Back in '89, we moved lock, stock & gun barrel to the caribbean where the winter escapees took up all the available parking spots. After that back up to the Jersey Shore and that seasonal circus, followed eventualy with my move here to Florida and dealing with the wintertime invasion of the 'snowbirds' - escaping the cold, cruel north and hogging our fuckin' bar stools. Understand what my life is really like? It's seasonal hell, but I honestly can't kick. 
Did I mention I have a palm tree on my front lawn?
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And they think Trump is an oligarch or fancies himself a king of some kind? How about these monarchical uniforms that Nixon ordered White House guards to wear until he was ridiculed for it, 1970...
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Of the 36+k Subways, 98.327% of them are owned by the Patel family.
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Rosie O’Donnell, the liberal actress and self-proclaimed comic, apologized on social media Sunday after falsely claiming the Minneapolis Catholic church school shooter was a MAGA supporter, a Republican and a White supremacist.
Yesterday, the fat fuckin' exile finally walked back her comments, admitting she was wrong about the shooter’s identity. "I knew a lot of you were very upset about the video I made before I went away for a few days," she said in a new video, adding that she did not have time to read through the comments until Sunday. "You are right. I did not do my due diligence before I made that emotional statement, and I said things about the shooter that were incorrect.
If you would just shut the fuck up and live in the obscurity you deserve, 
we'd all be better off. Juss' sayin'...
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He has said he is unsure if he will seek a third term as Governor. 'After a while', he is quoted as saying, 'this shit gets kinda old, ya know?' His fellow Dimocrats agree. 'He should not run again. We need someone who's less of a flaming jackass', one Dim leader was overheard muttering...
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Dress however you want. Think whatever you wanna think. Say whatever the fuck you want to say. Do whatever the fuck it is that you miscreants do. 
Just do not think that you can force me to accept your abhorent lifestyle, and stay the fuck out of the boy's locker and bath rooms.
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And if you ever find yourself weondering how it is that people could vote for jackwagons like Wolz and AOC and the rest of 'em, just remember - these are available in WalMart...
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"Two anti-Trump blimps were spotted hovering 
around Chicago this weekend."
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8 comments:

  1. Real Men want a real woman. Men do not want a woman that acts like a man nor a man pretending to be a woman.

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  2. I hope you mean stay out of the girls' restrooms and locker rooms.

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  3. damn, you like the wizard too ? most of the time when I talk about that song, most people just stare at me.

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  4. trans are just gays playing dressup hoping to attract a man. they also groom on the side. thats why they LOVE to read to children.

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  5. Re those Nixon era Uniformed Secret Service uniforms, I used to compete in pistol matches i the DC area during that time One of the regulars was the head of that Secret Service group and he was pissed about the proposd uniform change. Apparently some of the new uniform items had been issued and recalled. He threatened anyone responsible for "losing" any items with dismissal.

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  6. Have pity on these poor souls who, according to Dante, will spend the remainder of eternity either in the third round of the Seventh Circle (violence against nature - sodomy) in a rain of fire on a burning plain or in the second round of the Seventh Circle (violence against self) where they have been transformed into gnarled, thorny trees or bushes in a dark, desolate forest where they are tormented by Harpies, winged creatures that tear at their branches, causing pain and bleeding.

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  7. Is the Patel family that owns a massive amount of Subway franchises the dude who heads the FBI?

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  8. A hundred plastic pennies for three fifty? Thank a teacher.

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