Tuesday, August 26, 2025

I just wanna see their brains explode...

Vanity Fair’s new boss reportedly wants first lady Melania Trump to grace the glossy magazine’s coveted cover — leaving disgruntled woke staff threatening to walk out the door if it goes ahead.
But the mere thought of having the former model as a cover girl sparked fierce backlash from raging lefty staffers. “I will walk out the motherfucking door, and half my staff will follow me,’ one sensitive editor fumed to the Daily Mail. 
“We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife; we’re just not going to do it. We’re going to stand for what’s right,” the unidentified staffer whined. “If I have to work bagging groceries at Trader Joe’s, I’ll do it. If [Guiducci] puts Melania on the cover, half of the editorial staff will walk out, I guarantee it.”
 

Others, meanwhile, dismissed the outrage - insisting there’s no way employees would give up such a prestigious job out of protest.



7 comments:

  1. Threaten to walk? Just fucking do it then, dude, and take all of the other crybaby losers with you. Twitter survived with just a fraction of its employees remaining -- odds are this magazine will, too.

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  2. Eh, what a way to cut costs at the rag. Walk out, quit, no unemployment for you. Hahahahahahaha.

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  3. This would be a excellent way for Vanity Fair to get rid of some dead weight.

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  4. Rickvid in the Yakima ValleyAugust 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM

    Such pathetic, child-minded, pusillanimous sh*t-brained juveniles. Disgusting that the left has turned so many people into useless, self-indulgent, mewing, scolding, dim-witted infants. Got an argument? Make it. And don't let the door hitya where God splitya.

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  5. Magazines are definitely struggling to survive and this is a novel way to reduce staff!

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  6. Is "Vanity Fair" the sort of magazine on which the First Lady's pictures should appear? What would Barbara Bush do?

    PK

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  7. I'd expect that Vanity Fair is an employment at will establishment like almost every other private business. Any individual who says they'll quit out loud should be fired immediately. Don't wait. Start at the top, but can 'em. No business needs people who object to doing their job.

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Tidy up or pay the fiddler...

This house is about four blocks from my house, and, yes, it is a shithole. A Villager has been given one week to remove debris from his prop...