Thursday, July 10, 2025

Mama said there'd be days like this.....

 Waking up is a major league pain in the ass, 
but it beats the alternative... 

I've never had a dog. My family had one when I was around four - Brownie - but he somehow magically 'ran away' the day after he chewed up the dining room table leg. I've been a 'cat guy' most of my life.
 Truth is, the little idiots can  be fairly entertaining at times, and who doesn't appreciate an animal that sleeps 20 hours a day? It's the other four hours that can be difficult. Cats must have a built-in internal alarm that tells 'em when it's 5:30am. They all have the same compunction to tell you that it's 5:30 also, either by pulling down the blinds in the window next to your pillow, or just jumping down on to your legs from the top of the dresser where they spent the night. What magic is this?
 
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They'll probably - only out of respect for the office, and not the man himself - hold off any full-blown investigations in to just how incedibly corrupt his administration actually was, until after ole' Uncle Joe croaks. I honestly hope he kicks soon so they can get started. No offense Joe, but...
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Buy these for you wife. 
She'll love them.
 
 
 Click on the picture for more information on these beautiful earrings
It's a one of a kind gift - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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I think it's hilarious that somebody'd figure out the horny old toads would love a place where they can stare at some cute young girls butt - and get there in their golf cart. 
They (somebody - they're all franchises now) opened a Hooters here in The Villages at the same time the rest of the chain is folding like a cheap tent. Go figure. Click on the screen cap to see a short Instagram video of these old guys nearly tripping over themselves trying to get in at the grand opening...
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 “When words become unclear, I shall focus with photographs. When images become inadequate, I shall be content with silence.” 

- Ansel Adams              
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The city of Punta Gorda, Florida, located in southwest Florida about 110 miles from Tampa, has the country’s worst housing market. Punta Gorda saw the largest year-over-year decrease in home value based on percentage 
 
Punta Gorda also showed the largest two-year value loss by far, with homes shedding 
more than 12% of their value between May 2023 and May 2025.
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Amazon Fire HD 10 tablet (newest model) built 
for relaxation. First time ever - under $ 70.00
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8 comments:

  1. My kitty would come in and wake me up around 6 and I'd just tell her " not yet" and she'd wait patiently until I got up around 7. She's been gone for a year and I still miss her.

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  2. If she's honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and vocabulary, eats pizza and lets you touch her butt...she's probably screwed every guy in town.

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  3. I can't see owning a mega mansion but I would love a 10k acre ranch but never in California.

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  4. What's worse wine snobs or beer snobs?

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  5. You think that woman being kneaded is turned-on?

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  6. Will needs that large house so he can avoid the gentlemen callers his wife entertains.

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    1. Thanks for saying what I was thinking but too polite to say.

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  7. If there's a thing that's absolutely supposed to be proof of incompetence, any of us might do or say that thing and be ruled permanently incompetent when, perhaps, we were only temporarily incompetent. I can see why people were reluctant to see if in Biden even though, even during the campaign, he looked so frail I remember tweeting that it was cruel to keep putting him on stage.

    I forgot the name of an author I was quoting yesterday. "Forgets names. Senile. Off to the memory care place..."

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