Saturday, June 14, 2025

This guy from Maine really shoulda been a Florida Man...

A man in court Wednesday on charges of driving without a license and marijuana possession over one pound was released on his own recognizance with one condition: no driving until he is properly licensed again. Almost immediately though, he was caught in the parking lot, not only driving without a license, but also transporting more than 70 pounds of marijuana and 20 pounds of marijuana extract, according to Massachusetts State Police.
Trooper Michael Provost, who works as the court officer for the Newbury Barracks at Newburyport District Court, knew the 43-year-old Biddeford, Maine, man was in court that day and wouldn’t be legally able to drive home with his Maine license still suspended.
As the day’s court proceedings came to a close, Provost reported seeing him getting into the driver’s seat of a Toyota SUV with a Florida registration in the courthouse parking lot and driving away.
Provost, who reportedly was leaving the courthouse in his cruiser at the time, stopped the vehicle and arrested the man for operating a motor vehicle without a license.
 
Prior to having the vehicle towed, Provost took inventory and soon found two vacuum sealed bags and two duffel bags filled with marijuana, five jars of THC extract, zip lock baggies, a bong, and a large roll of $20 bills secured with a rubber band — all in the passenger compartment, according to police.
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3 comments:

  1. In HS we used to call getting high, "time to get stupid". Out of the mouths of babes.
    Jpaul

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  2. While I fully believe in freedom, and against government tyranny, there is no reason to poke the bear while working to restore freedom.

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  3. When I worked for local government I would sometimes be in the area of the traffic court. There were only two ways in. Occasionally we would see L.E. hanging around our yard. The Sheriff had a guy inside who would watch the suspended license people leave court. If they drove out, they were busted again. Quite entertaining.

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