To reduce damage to the statue, and to protect the dignity of a Dublin symbol, city authorities have posted the notices in a week-long pilot project while they ponder other ways to shield the bronze figure from 'tactile appreciation'.
“I was here a few days ago and got to touch them then,” said Anders Oustid, 42, from Norway. “I don’t think they should stop people. It’s a fun gimmick that you can come here and touch the boobs. It’s good luck and apparently means that you’ll get to come back to Dublin.”
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Whoopi Goldberg at this year's Met Gala
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Molly Malone – by many accounts a fictional 18th-century fishmonger’s wife – is the subject of a ballad, known as “Cockles and mussels”, that is an unofficial anthem for Ireland, sung at wedding, parties and sporting events.
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These laws would require motorists to install something called an Intelligent Speed Assist (ISA) system, which can limit a car’s ability to accelerate. The technology takes control of the car when it reaches a certain high speed - and it even knows a road’s speed limit.
ISA systems, which can be installed during a car’s manufacture or afterward, use GPS to identify the speed limit on a road segment and can stop drivers from exceeding a programmed speed. Two versions of the technology exist: a passive ISA system that uses tactile or audible warnings to alert the driver, and an active system that blocks acceleration once the maximum threshold is reached - working through the gas pedal rather than the brake.
Remember, Big Brother is real - and he's watching you...
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The new signage is finally up at the entrance to the New Jersey Turnpike...
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The F/A-18 Super Hornet experienced an “arrestment failure” as it attempted to land on the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier in the Red Sea, CNN reported. The two pilots successfully ejected from the warplane before it crashed into the water and were recovered alive by a rescue helicopter, according to the report. They were treated for minor injuries.
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I can tell there is no missing panel...
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A portable tire inflator for $ 20.00
that you can keep in the glove box.
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He got a look at her snatch
ReplyDeleteI cannot figure anything else.
Deletei assume we did something for you to post the photo of whoopi? my cat saw it and immediately upchucked a hairball.
ReplyDeletewhuppie is a pig in every sense of the word. Sorry to offend pigs.
DeleteWhoopi The Pig? Just think about this: In the 1990's after 16 years of marriage Ted Danson went nuts and walked away from his wife, Casey Coates, and their daughters, Kate and Alexis so he could pursue a well publicized sexual affair with Whoopi Goldberg. While Ted was munching on Whoopi his wife divorced him and the settlement cost Ted $30 million dollars. After his sexual infatuation with Whoopi wore off Mary Steenburgen ended up settling for Whoopi's leftovers and married Ted.
DeleteWhoopi reminds me of Baron Samedi in Live and Let Die but without the warmth and charity.
DeleteThe mere display of crúiscíní offends Dublin's new rising population
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the next pope will be Catholic ... last one wasn't.
ReplyDeleteDo the "Free the Nipple" people know Mollys tits are off limits? And how old is that statue? Bringing in 100s of thousands of invaders is not offensive but a woman's boobs are. Got it.
ReplyDeleteThe 'Tart With The Cart' dates back to 1988. The gal depicted dates back a lot further.
DeleteAll the islamo-terrs Dublin imported is likely why the boobs are not to be touched.
DeleteNext thing they'll demand it be covered with a burka
Mark in PA
Maybe a bit risqué. He tried multiple wrenches to loosen a nut. He gets a look at her ??? … and busts one loose! Sorry if offends.
ReplyDeleteThe cartoonist is pretty hard to understand, he does this kind of stuff all the time. My guess is that the mechanic is happy his assistant finally got him the right wench.
ReplyDeleteStill trying to figger out how he got turned around underneath the car, though. Previous panel showed his feet sticking out from under the car and then ... he comes out head first? Not that I blame him for doing so, but ...
ReplyDeleteBring me a wench, not a wrench.
ReplyDeleteBig brother ignored an entire family of illegals for fifteen years that were found because they turned left where it is illegal to do without a green light. The installing speed limiters is going to have to wait until all the illegals have been sent home, after all the government employees have paid their taxes and Dear Mr Sharpton pays his millions owed then we can revisit this idea...
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