Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Can't kick 'em out? Bribe 'em out...

This guy certainly does think out of the box, there's no doubt about it. Think of it this way - It takes one million $ 1,000 bills to make a billion, right? He - Uncle Joe - reportedly let 12 million wetbacks in, so, doing this math, it'd only cost $ 12,000,000,000.00 to get rid of all of 'em? Fuck - that's cheap at three times the price.
The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) outlined the initiative on Monday, pledging “financial and travel assistance” to undocumented immigrants who agree to leave the country using an app called CBP Home.
The agency claimed that the $1,000 payment would be issued only after the individual has returned to their home country and it has been confirmed through the app. DHS made the announcement in a news release emphasizing many of the terms, some legally questionable, favored by the administration in its hardline anti-immigration policy, such as “illegal alien” and “self-deport”. “If you are here illegally, self-deportation is the best, safest and most cost-effective way to leave the United States to avoid arrest,” said Kristi Noem, the DHS secretary.
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Just a comment on comments - I really do enjoy most, if not all, of your comments. They do need to be moderated, though, because of scammers and jerkoffs. That's why I do that. Keep 'em coming, folks...
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I don't know if that claim to fame is legit or not, but I do know it's a 'cute' little - very pricey - town at the southernmost tip of the state. Cape May, NJ Mayor Zach Mullock compares the city’s beaches to that of a self-funding utility thanks to beach badge fees.
Without revenue from beach badges, shore communities would face budget deficits that would make the beaches less safe, Mullock said, saying the city would have to layoff lifeguards and not be able to do beach replenishment projects.
“Every dollar that goes into the beach utility stays with the beach,” Mullock said, expressing concern over a proposed bill that would end beach badge requirements for surfers and fishermen.
Can you guess what his party affiliation is?
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Americans love their beer, but the best-selling beer in the United States is imported from Mexico. Two years ago, Modelo Especial overtook Bud Light to become the top-selling beer brand in America. The beer, which is brewed in Mexico City, is still flying off the shelves in the U.S. Modelo has been the most purchased beer in America over the last year, recording $5.18 billion in sales. Next up is Budweiser at $4.83 billion, followed by Michelob at $3.74 billion
Coors ($3.13 Billion) and Corona ($3.12 billion) round out the top five. Both Corona and Modelo Especial are made by the Grupo Modelo brewery south of the border.
 
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Speaking of attention whores and 'B-listers', Former Vice President Kamala Harris showed up to the glitzy Met Gala in New York City Monday night amid speculation that she is preparing for a political comeback. The failed 2024 Democratic presidential nominee and word-salad guru wore a custom black-and-white silk gown that featured a long scarf, statement sleeve and pleated skirt designed by Off-White Creative Director IB Kamar (whoever the fuck that is).
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3-Stage Knife Sharpener and Cut-Resistant Glove - only $ 15.99
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Here's a great idea for a Mothers Day gift.
There's still time if you order today...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this lovely bracelet
It's only $ 40.00 - and it comes to you with free shipping!
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5 comments:

  1. I got off work one day and popped myself a Budweiser. I'd been drinking it for years and that day I just couldn't stand the taste of the stuff. I started drinking Pacifico, brewed in Mazatlan. Good stuff but it was hard to find if not impossible during my East Coast expeditions over the last two summers. Easy find here in Northern California.

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  2. Dammit no money to illegals. Once again rewarding bad behavior. How about rewarding us for good behavior for a change?

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  3. Huh...I never thought I'd ever agree with Cher on anything. I drink a couple of beers a day, Coors, Miller, non-diet. If a Mex beer is called for Tecate is first choice.
    Jpaul

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  4. to Kamala:
    the answer is "NO!" It does not make your ass look bigger.
    I spoke with your ass and he said, "How could I possibly look bigger; she never even feeds me."
    Oops! Sorry, that was Doug I spoke with.

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  5. "Can you guess what his party affiliation is?"
    You're full of BS! Cape May introduced beach tags in 1977, can you tell us which republican mayor (and there have been many) revoked beach tags? They'll all tell you how great beach tags are regardless of political affiliation, but you keep on believing what you do...

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