This just in from the Hindustani Times: Barack Obama has again dismissed claims about this troublesome marriage with wife Michelle amid rumours of his affair with Jennifer Aniston. Yes, friends, THAT Jennifer Anniston.
Per PEOPLE Magazine, headlines that included “The Truth About Jen & Barack,” which also said that Michelle Obama was “betrayed as Aniston steals her husband’s attention.”
Per PEOPLE, the tabloids said last year that Aniston and Obama are “obsessed with each other.”
Okay, let's be serious. I couldn't give a fuck about any of these people. This shit is funny, nothing more.
I care only in that they give each other std's.
ReplyDeleteBarack dating Aniston and divorcing Michelle? Of course not. Jennifer is a woman.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not like Jennifer has a career left or anything...
ReplyDeleteTrue but Obama for goodness sake? Clearly she's desperate.
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