There - ya see? And you thought you were getting stupider with every beer. Alcohol consumption has always been an important part of 'social culture' - what you and I might call 'hangin' out'. Contrary to popular belief, alcohol does not directly kill brain cells.
However - and this is where it gets tricky - it is important to recognize that excessive alcohol consumption can lead to alcohol-related brain damage, which can harm brain cells and deteriorate brain function.
So, yeah, maybe that 13th beer won't kill anything, but sure as fuck it might dent 'em up a bit. Juss' so's ya know...
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i have been drunk since 1979 and it hasent hurt me one bit. where am i!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't hold your breath - or bet your life - on that one.
ReplyDeleteWell that bit about the booze shoots Cliffies buffalo theory all to hell.
ReplyDeleteI'm so old thirteen beers would be a week's worth of heavy drinking.
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