And that's for the snack (read 'tiny') size - how fuckin' insane is that?
Besides, how many kids actually do go door-to-door anymore?
When I was a kid, people would give out full-sized Butterfingers and Snickers and shit like that, and we'd always avoid Mrs. McLaughlin's house because that crazy old widow lady would give out apples and oranges. What 9 year old wants that kinda shit in his pillow case? And besides, we were all told about that razor-blade-in-the-apple thing that never proved to be true but we didn't give a fuck - if we wanted apples we'd go to my grandmother's house...
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Billionaire Warren Buffet revealed Wednesday that he will not endorse Vice President Kamala Harris or former President Donald Trump ahead of the 2024 election. Buffett, one of the world’s richest people, had backed Democrats in three of the last four presidential elections.
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Power your phone off and then back on at least once a week. This simple action can make it more difficult for hackers to steal information from your phone.
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What stupid form of sucking-up to a union is this? These people do this shit with your money, in case you've forgotten...
Growing up there were a pair of dentists next door to each other. They would rotate who gave toothpaste and who would give toothbrushes.
ReplyDeleteI won't have the light on. There are only two kids in the neighborhood and it is not pedestrian friendly.