Wednesday, July 3, 2024

They just can't get their stories straight...

KJP says one thing, Pelosi says it was 'an episode', 
and Joe says he was 'jet-lagged'...  
 
 
Kareem John Peter said her boss was suffering from a cold and that's the reason he couldn't craft a single coherent thought or statement. 
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to her, Joe was out there saying he was jet-lagged and groggy from having to travel all the way from Camp David to Atlanta, or maybe it was because of all of the foreign travelling he had done a week before he spent a week relaxing and studying for his finals at his playhouse in the country.
Do you know how you can tell when KJP is lying? Her lips are moving...
 
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That's a story straight out of National Enquirer, right?
Nope - actually, it was the New York Times...
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I may have posted this already, but it's still pretty funny.
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That's one of those kinda memes that doesn't make any sense. How could someone possibly know either one of those amounts? And more to the point, what's the point of trying to make that point? It's pointless.
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"I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting..."

                  - Ronald Reagan                
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'Calling all crackheads!' - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters that Hunter Biden’s presence was due to the holiday week, noting he was close to his father. She would not say whether he was meeting with senior West Wing advisers.
 
I can't be the only one here who thinks this is fuckin' hilarious...
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Here's a nice idea for a gift that's 
both attractive and very affordable...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this lovely bracelet.
There's just one in her shop and it's only $ 28.00 with free shipping!
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2 comments:

  1. Hey, Asshole, how do you get jet lagged when you travel in the same time zone?

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  2. beyond lagging, knowing of his difficulty ascending and then descending stairs to said jet

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Give this Florida Man a hand - he might need it...

 There really is a good reason they poke fun at guys  when we call them 'Florida Man'...   This guy used the gator to open his beer....