Thursday, July 11, 2024

It's a pleasure flying nowadays. NOT...

 It seems like every other day we're hearing another horror story about a deranged passenger doing crazy shit on a flight...  
 
 
A woman's mid-flight meltdown that led to her biting a chunk of fabric 
out of a flight attendant's shirt was sparked by a petty toilet squabble. The woman was on United Airlines Flight 762 from Miami to Newark but barely made it off the runway on Tuesday night before she went ballistic.
Three flight attendants, along with burly passengers, were needed to wrestle her into zip-ties until the flight could be diverted to Orlando.
Her meltdown started simply because the woman was blocked from getting to the plane's bathroom. 'She apparently verbally and then physically attacked a family in the back of the plane after not being able to go to the bathroom. It went downhill rapidly from there. The full report is here on TMZ.com.
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Every time you see another story like this about these fuckin' whackjobs who 
populate our western-most state, ya gotta think to yourself 'How the fuck do these people find their way home every night'? This is a store in Sacramento that is suffering a burgeoning wave of thefts, and the City lawyer says they're being a pain in the ass for calling the cops whenever they find another incidence of crime. 
Unfuckin'believable. The story's here.
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Yeah - go right ahead and tell me there wasn't 
some serious subliminal shit going on there...
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Seems that lately more and more of them are actually coming out and calling 
for the Bumbler-in-chief to wander off into the never-neverland garden. Is this some manner of self-preservation on their part? Because it sure as fuck ain't some all-of-a-sudden revelation that the guy's 12 cards short in his solitaire game. Juss' sayin'...
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Here's a nice idea for a gift that's 
both attractive and very affordable...
 
Click on the picture for more information on this lovely bracelet.
There's just one in her shop and it's only $ 48.00 with free shipping!
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They're freaking out because there aren't any buyers this year for all of the grossly over-priced snob-wine grapes they grew. Vineyards who wanted $ 9,000.00 a ton for their fancy red wine grapes that would be used to make $ 100.00 reds are going to take a monster hit because people just aren't splurging on wines like they did, say three and a half or so years ago. Ya follow?
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The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; 
it's just that they know so much that isn't so.  

       - Ronald Reagan                   
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Ya see - uber-libs have a sense of humor. Sorta...
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If you had one in it's original display case like 
the one in the ad, it could fetch upwards of $ 1,000.00 
today at auction. This ad appeared in comic books in 
the tri-state area.
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7 comments:

  1. "..Bring the kiddies, bring the wife. Guaranteed to have the time of your life!" I would have been very happy to have one of those watches in the 60's.

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  2. Wine is not as popular as it once was. Thirty to fifty years ago wine was common on the dinner table and fairly cheap. Now it is only for special occasions. Wine has also out paced inflation and got very expensive for medium quality wine.

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  3. You mean Nancy may take a financial loss on her vinyards/winery this year?
    Say it ain't so!

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    1. Don't fret. Her nephew Gavvy will send taxpayer funds to "offset" her losses.
      Gotta keep that freezer full of 100-proof ice cream.

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  4. "A woman's mid-flight meltdown..."
    hope everyone involved got a rabies shot

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    1. A proper penalty would be for her to have her teeth removed and be prohibited for life from possessing dentures.

      Or have her put down if she won't get spayed.

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  5. Sex WILL result in loss of eyelashes...if done correctly.

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