Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Another HillBetty delight from Twisted Hillbiily...



Okay - I'm gonna start flippin' 'em again if they're that easy to name...





The unbearable, unbelievable, rights-violating saga of the New Jersey Gun Grab doesn't ever, ever, EVER stop...

 
The State of New Jersey, whenever they get a Demorat Governor, does everything in it's power to prevent it's own citizens from being able to protect themselves. This latest move tankfully came after the SCOTUS rulings on machine guns, but they won't ever give up until theu get every gun in the state out of private hands. Read the article.

I'm sure this Florida Woman was only screwing around when she did it...

 

From FOX35Orlando - PINELLAS COUNTY, Fla. - A Florida mom was arrested after she allegedly used an electric screwdriver to drive a nail into her 12-year-old daughter's buttocks. Jaclyn Goszczynski, 40, was arrested on Friday and charged with child abuse after the alleged incident that unfolded on July 20. 
According to an arrest affidavit, Goszczynski and three children were hanging picture frames when she approached her 12-year-old daughter and asked her, "Have you ever been screwed in the a**?" That's when the mom allegedly put an electric screwdriver to her daughter's left butt cheek and pressed down on the trigger, driving the screw into her buttocks. 


"The screw was stuck in the victim's buttock cheek until she took it out," the affidavit said, adding that the girl still had a visible mark on her backside. No other details about the incident were released. Thankfully...
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Another tidbit from the Playboy vaults...




Having a hard time making ends meet? You're not alone.





Calvin coulda been a girl?

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I'll pass on that Jersey Mike's sub sandwich today I think...

 
This whole thing is one gigantic cluster fuck. The delis at Publix and Winn Dixie 
near me closed their operations and threw everything out that they had - in the cases and even in the walk-in boxes. Boar's Head has recalled another seven million pounds of deli meats due to a listeria outbreak linked to two deaths and nearly three dozen illnesses across 13 states. I'd avoid any deli meats for a while, guys. Read more about it here.


Let the games begin. There's no more guess work...

 
 
I didn't quite understand how this whole thing (the nomination process) works, especially with the Demorats doing shit so left-handed and screwy Louie, but Breitbart actually does a pretty good job of explaining the process and how it'll work out. Find it here.
 




The simple, subtle differences between the two candidates easily explained...

Donald Trump starts his campaign rallies with the Star Spangled Banner and ocassionaly Lee Greenwood's classic God bless the USA...  
 
 
Whereas Kamaltoe chooses to have Megan Thee Stallion open her rally in Georgia with this inspired little ditty:
 
 
Is that the world people really wanna live in? Listen, I'm not bullshitting like all of those jerkoff lib hollywood types who said they'd leave the country if Trump was elected - and then of course never went anywhere. It's easy for me. No kids, house that's easy to sell and enough money in the bank to live on for a long, long time.
 If, god forbid, our country chooses to have her as their leader, I'll happily move to damn near anywhere. Fuck it, I can do this blog from pretty much anywhere, and she'd certainly provide us with another four years of a target-rich environment. I could probably go back to the Caribbean, although it's gotten expensive as fuck down there anymore. Ireland's definitely an option for me. It's really pretty and the beer is good, but it rains a lot. I'll figure something out if I have to...
 
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That's a friggin' refrigerator magnet.
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It is kinda funny that the drug comanies now havta make longer TV and radio commercials just to comply with the side-effects mandate. Ya listen to some of 'em and wonder why anyone would ever take the drugs when the side effects are enough to kill ya anyway...
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I really could watch this all day. Juss' sayin'...









A long walk to nowheresville...



Tuesday, July 30, 2024

I'm feeling generous. Here's another treat from the Playboy archives...




 

Another HillBetty delight from Twisted Hillbilly...

 

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This Dame has a Name. Know what it is?


Barbara Rush was here last night...



'The Dude' screws the pooch and goes all in for Kamaltoe...



That's embarrasing...

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Maybe the funniest Muppets/Casino mashup of all time - (NSFW if the sound is up)...

Remeber this scene in the desert?
 

Brilliant...







An early treat from an old Playboy. And, again - no, it's not me...

 
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The whole 'paint by numbers' thing doesn't work for him...



Gary Varvel is another talented political cartoonist...

 
Gary Varvel isn't as subtle in his deliveries. Here he points out that we ought to look behind the curtain and see who’s really running things now. 
Another great drawing style...




I thought the Olympics was an 'amateur' competition...

 Was I mislead my entire life about the Olympics?
 

I may be wrong, but I think there are more than a few professional NBA ballplayers in this group. I musta been mistaken. It's also probably worth noting the skin tone of every player. Coincidence, or am I being a racist? My bad...


I like this guy's style...

 
He has a very cool technique and drawing style, and his cartoons are usually quite detailed, but the thing I like the best is that he can be very, very subtle, 
as he is in this one. 
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Something to ponder on your way to church this Sunday: EVERYTHING
that happened in the Quran, The Torah and The Bible all took place
within that little teenie, tiny circle. Why do you suppose that is?
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To all of the Trannies and drag queens out there one simple question - How can I be accepting of your lifestyle choices when you yourself were not accepting of what you were?
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Residents of California have been advised to avoid 
exercising and participating in strenuous activity 
due to high pollution levels.
 
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I don't know if that's comical or satire...
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I don't know if that's comical or satire...
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The girls from Riverdale don't mind strutting their 'stuff...

Had to edit out the details so I can keep the blog...