Saturday, February 24, 2024

There's monsters in the hallway, Calvin...



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  1. Well, I was in Fifth grade when I saw my grandfather pulling a Coupla gallon gas cans off the shelf. I asked him why, he said it was illegal to sell them now, because they don't say
    Caution, Harmful or fatal if swallowed...
    Now, I was just twelve, but even being that young didn't stop my knowing that
    If you're stupid enough to Drink Gasoline, you can't read anyway.
    And if anyone can put gasoline in their mouth and Want to swallow it,, they are a lot tougher than I am.
    Apparently the children who had been dying regularly from ingesting gasoline learned to read, because reports of them dying from drinking gasoline just went away,,
    Sometimes I think They lie to us.

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It must be rocket science, eh Cal?