Well, I was in Fifth grade when I saw my grandfather pulling a Coupla gallon gas cans off the shelf. I asked him why, he said it was illegal to sell them now, because they don't say Caution, Harmful or fatal if swallowed... Now, I was just twelve, but even being that young didn't stop my knowing that If you're stupid enough to Drink Gasoline, you can't read anyway. And if anyone can put gasoline in their mouth and Want to swallow it,, they are a lot tougher than I am. Apparently the children who had been dying regularly from ingesting gasoline learned to read, because reports of them dying from drinking gasoline just went away,, Sometimes I think They lie to us.
You know I'm a sucker for the side-boob thing...
Well, I was in Fifth grade when I saw my grandfather pulling a Coupla gallon gas cans off the shelf. I asked him why, he said it was illegal to sell them now, because they don't say
ReplyDeleteCaution, Harmful or fatal if swallowed...
Now, I was just twelve, but even being that young didn't stop my knowing that
If you're stupid enough to Drink Gasoline, you can't read anyway.
And if anyone can put gasoline in their mouth and Want to swallow it,, they are a lot tougher than I am.
Apparently the children who had been dying regularly from ingesting gasoline learned to read, because reports of them dying from drinking gasoline just went away,,
Sometimes I think They lie to us.