You could certainly do worse. Check the faces on these kids - that's a day they'll cherish forever...
I know, I know - I've posted this before, but fuck it.
It really was a very special performance. Tommy Shaw is
the embodiment of what a 'rock star' should be. Juss' sayin'...
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A review of dozens of published studies into the mechanisms
behind neurological diseases has collected strong evidence
that people who frequently pick their noses are at a higher
risk of developing Alzheimer’s disease.
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Here’s Mike Sweeney's Gilligan’s Island conspiracy theory: In the year leading up to the fateful boat trip, the professor had developed an amazing new battery that would last forever; never needing replacement or recharging. His invention would certainly revolutionize the world’s energy supply. Fearing the loss of their perpetual revenue source, the big battery cartel plotted an evil plan to keep the professor’s invention from ever being introduced to the world. First, they lured the professor onto the three-hour tour by sending him a free ticket. Then, they sabotaged the SS Minnow so that it was doomed to crash during the tour, thus stranding the professor and six others on an uncharted desert island. Since he was not comfortable about leaving his invention at his lab, the professor, took the prototype with him on the boat tour. After being stranded on the island, he used the amazing battery to power the portable radio for several years.
... having to drive down that street every day.
that this mag would make a comeback.
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What happened to Ann Coulter? She became irrelevant and is pissed as hell.
ReplyDeleteCatch the brides flowers, never did understand the battle between women for that and the frantic goal to achieve it.
ReplyDeleteProbably you know that the theory is that the one who catches the flowers is the next one to get married. I guess there are a lot of women out there who are hard up to find a man they want to live with.
DeleteI remember when she was the first to call the election of Donald Trump in 2016.....I remember all the libs who laughed and laughed until they cried on election night....then they stole the election in 2020 so I guess they got the last laugh.....of course, the country is irreparable now, but hey.....fuck joe biden....
ReplyDeleteOn Tommy Shaw: Yep. Class act.
ReplyDeleteOn Lady Lake Blvd: You are very close to 441. Not really in the sticks, there.
On Coulter: She acts like "a woman scorned". Basically, went nuts.
I used to live in Clearwater, but in this case it's just Google maps. Search for "Meyer Road" and "Florida" and it takes you right there. There's only one t-intersection on Meyer Rd, so the view is E Lady Lake Blvd. That said, any satellite view will show you that it's getting harder and harder to find "the sticks" in Florida if you aren't actually in the Everglades.
Deletewe like to call them the 'boonies' and up in in NoCenFl, they're really only about 15 minutes from us...
DeleteTrue. I used to drive back and forth between Clearwater and my father's place in Lake City, and most of the ways there were pretty uninhabited. But that was then, and then turned into now, and now the suburbs seem to be taking over the whole place. Haven't lived there since 1984.
DeleteOnce on a motorcycle I got attacked by a pack of nearly-feral hounds between Wellborn and Live Oak. The locals wouldn't admit to owning any of them, so I had to go through the damn rabies shots. That area was pretty boonie-ish.
IIRC, Annie went all schoolgirl for Chris Christy in '16 and when nobody jumped on the bandwagon, she got all pissy and told people what she thought. And like Romney, she just KNEW she was going to get a cabinet post in the Trump administration.
DeleteAbssolutely right about starting the morning with a song:
ReplyDeleteI usually start mine with La Vie En Rose by Edith Piaf and then I'm humming it all day
All that rain, in a drought, and no way to hold onto it. Criminal.
ReplyDeleteJoe,I’m betting the Villages really does up Super Bowl at their bars. Or am I mistaken?
ReplyDeleteI have to be honest - I have no idea. I have zero fuckin' interest in football and now that the half-time shows are populated by hiphoppers (that's not the word I wanted to use) who could give a shit about anything?
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