Friday, February 23, 2024

It's not easy being Elton, is it?

 At an auction yesterday in Atlanta, the guy's Bentley was auctioned off with a bunch of other stuff...  

 
He sold a bunch of other stuff - clothes,  jewelry, artwork, watches, all kindsa shit, but this is what really caught my eye. His 1990 Bentley Continental convertible that traveled with him from Atlanta to the South of France (evidently he had it shipped over and back - must be nice to be filthy rich, huh) raked in a whopping $441,000.00. That is one handsome fuckin' car, ain't it?
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I've said this exact thing all along...
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That's pretty fuckin' arrogant, isn't it? Fuck SCOTUS, Joe says, I'm gonna do it myself. How is he not burned on a cross for doing shit like this? Nobody asked him to, he's just buying votes, and everybody with half a brain (like him) knows it.
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In the Pantheon of corporate slogans, this Florida-based law firm may easily have the stupidest catch phrase of all times. 'There's only one - Morgan & Morgan' is their slogan. 
Do you have the same problem with that that I do, or I am I too friggin' anile thinking that there are actually two of them? Did one of them dust the other one off and nobody knows it yet? Juss' sayin'...
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The Rocket Man’s leopard Rolex Daytona was just one part of the singer’s private collection of shit that is up for sale. It went for the ridiculousy impressive price of $8,000,000.00 on the opening night of Christie’s auction of his shit. 
It's hard to get your head around the fact that there are so many people out there with so much friggin' money that they could blow 8 huge on something crazy like this, ain't it? Blows my mind anyway...
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They've been talking about doing this for four hundred years - building a bridge from Italy to Sicily...

 
Certainly sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? I mean, we've had the Seven Mile Bridge in the keys for over 100 years, but I guess they have more issues then Florida does. The project – a dream of several leaders since ancient times, including the fascist dictator Benito Mussolini – has been repeatedly rejected by previous governments due to high costs, engineering impracticability and concerns about mafia infiltration and the environmental impact. The area in which the 3.3km (that's only a little over two miles) bridge would be built is thought to have one of the highest levels of seismic risk in Europe.
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While discussing his experience working at a pool in his younger days, Biden once said, "And by the way, you know, I'd sit on the stand and it'd get hot. I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. They'd look at it. So I learned about roaches and I learned about kids jumping on my lap. And I loved kids jumping on my lap."
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Since when do you need a reason
to buy her something nice?
Especially with St. Patty's Day coming up...
 
Click on the picture for more information on these unique hand-made earrings.
They're only $ 20.00 and that includes free shipping!
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3 comments:

  1. Worked for a company that hired Elton for our annual sales meeting. The guy is weird, but he is good. Rocket Man live - hard to beat. BobT

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  2. re Sicily
    for the vacation of your life, spend a month (three is better) in Sicily - north to south and east to west
    learn how to speak Sicilian before you go - it'll help, and pronounciation and some grammar is all that different from mainland Itaiian

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  3. How much money did Elton John waste on gaudy stuff like that watch? Getting old and trying to get back what was wasted on such stuff and yet people will spend their money just to say this once belong to Rocket Man, all wasted on junk when money could do much more for others when donated to the right organization.

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