Learning to drive in Florida.
(or anywhere else for that matter...)
PART TWO.
There oughta be a law that you can read-end anyone driving slower in the left lane than anyone else. If more than one person passes you on the right screaming curses and giving you the finger, you probably should pull over into another lane...
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Just because you're on a snazzy bike in a jazzy kinda silly-looking
Lycra/spandex outfit with 60 or 70 of yer best buds, do not think that my 4,ooo lb. pickup truck has the same 'rights of the road' that you do. Sure we share the same 'rules of the road' but common sense alone should tell you it won't end well if you get in my way.
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"Oh god, I'm stuck in traffic - I have to call my cousin Freda and talk about
my grandson's kindergarten graduation ceremony."
NOTHING is that important. Wait till you get where yer going. And it should be legal to shoot people texting while driving. Juss' sayin'...
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Speaking of the little dears, if you let yer little grandkids drive around here in your golf cart and something terrible happens to them, IT'S YOUR FAULT you jackass.
It's not a toy - it's a motorized conveyance. If they ain't runnin' around on your north 40 back home in Iowa or Kansas, they shouldn't be behind the wheel. PERIOD.
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Up yours. If a person is doing the speed limit then the left lane is OK to be in. Bubble-gummer.
ReplyDelete29 States have a "keep right" laws thanks to jackasses like you!
DeleteYou will end up in a ditch one of these days
DeleteMichigan roads are so poor you run in the best lane however we also have the F.I.P.S to deal with and them arrogant bastids never use the right lane. Easy pickings if we only had police to enforce the law
DeleteUsed to have to deal with people on bicycles in the city. They'd be in the bike lane, then 3 across, then when it's convenient for them up on the sidewalk and ride through crosswalks. Claim to have the same rights to the road as me. Except for the fact that I need a license have to register my vvehicle and carry insurance.
ReplyDeleteAnd, don't forget, traffic lights are optional for bicyclists .
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