Monday, November 27, 2023

These Florida Women shure do have their priorities. At least where their dildos are concerned...


TheSmokingGun.com - Ariella Messina, 27, of Jensen Beach, Florida, was arrested on Nov. 21 after SWAT team members searched her bag and found methamphetamines and other narcotics. 
While law enforcement was confiscating the drugs, Messina pleaded with them not to take a blue vibrator-like device, per a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. "Don’t take my dildo," she asked, per the report. 
The backpack reportedly contained her license and "a necklace with the name Ariella," cops wrote in the report. They also stated that by asking for her sex toy, Messina made it "apparent that the backpack was hers and she was aware of the contents inside."
During the search early Tuesday morning, police also seized cocaine, brass knuckles, and other drug paraphernalia along with the methamphetamines, as mentioned earlier. According to the report, Messina was one of five individuals arrested at the scene. 
 

At the time of her arrest, Messina was on probation for a 2022 conviction for possession of cocaine, ecstasy, and marijuana. The drugs found in 2022 were found locked inside a safe in her residence, according to records obtained by the outlet. Messina was booked into a Martin County jail on a pair of felony drug counts. She is being held on a $10,000 bond.




2 comments:

  1. I was processing out of Iraq in 2006. The Navy was in charge of going through all of you stuff prior to getting on the Freedom Bird back to the world. There was a six foot Army Amazon that DCU's could not hide she had a rockin body. The Navy inspector pulled out a 12 inch purple Rabbit vibrator and a 3" diameter 8 inch vibrator that kicked on when it was dropped on the stainless inspection table. The Army Amazon turned a deep shade of red as did the Navy dude. He was fumbling around trying to turn of the vibrator when the Amazon grabbed it and shut it off. During our layover in Germany about 90% of the guys on the flight hit on her. She was on my flight from Maryland back to Atlanta where she had the middle seat in my row. She was headed back to Fort Benning and I was an Army contractor. By the end of the flight she was at ease with me as I was an old married guy who didn't give her shit about her exit from Iraq.

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  2. Did she get her dildo?

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